October 29th, 2004 signifies my one-year anniversary with you cunts. Man, if I was only getting laid all the time I wouldn't have had the opportunity to get to know and love all you shits.

Thanks a lot!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Who is this clown?

if not for mikey i wouldnt be worshipping satan

thank god for him

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Thanks to Mickey I now wear scarves.

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Get Your War On

Mikey is the dark cloud inside my silver lining, and I love him for it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Where he once disgusted me, he's dug a hole in my backyard and has refused to leave.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

HONKY.

September 12th, 2005 will be 4 years for me.

OMG

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I agree, Mikey. You have been here way too long.

Kidding :)

I forget when I made my first account here. It was about six months after the site went up, whenever that was.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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September 12th, 2005 will be 4 years for me.

OMG

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I'd retire, but Brad told me I am not vested yet. Plus, he spent my pension on hookers and Guatemalan boys. Which may be the same thing.

Anyway, I still love this place.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

CRACKER.

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I'd retire, but Brad told me I am not vested yet. Plus, he spent my pension on hookers and Guatemalan boys. Which may be the same thing.

Anyway, I still love this place.

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Cowboy_Dave '08!

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Poop.

I lost Cowboy_Dave's password.

SALTINE MOTHERFUCKER.

I'm white, it's true.

I'm a white boy and I approve this ad.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Heh, I'll be damned. Turns out I've been here a little over two years. My anniversary came and went, my subconscious threw a party and didn't invite me. Bastard. ;)

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I has a flavor!

Thanks to Mikey, I'm a collaborator.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Wrong. He's a garlic cracker!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thanks to Mikey I now know why the caged bird sings.

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Get Your War On

Thanks to Mikey, i canm rite gudd.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I've posted like five strips in the last ten months or so. I don't even know who you are...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

That night in Barbados didn't mean ANYTHING to you?

Flate, I want my promise cockring back.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That was supposed to go on my cock?!

...

Uh oh.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.