MikeyG
November 10, 2004 7:22 AM | I would pop into your bedroom
While you sleep, to get some “headâ€room,
I’d yank your bedsheets to the floor
Pillage and plunder your backdoor
Then disappear before you screech
Like some teleporting ass-sex leech
If I had that power, that’s what I’d do
I’d teleport to have buttsex with you.
I’d probably be dressed real swanky
Because I’d just robbed the closest banky
Into their vault I’d teleported
Before my crime could be reported
I’d vanished from their camera views
It wasn’t even on the news.
Of course, I’d rob a bank or two,
If I could teleport to have sex with you.
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