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Here are the basic rules again:

• I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
  
• You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
  
• VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.

Amalgaconsolicombinabuncha Globoproduservitechnoindustriesâ„¢, Where we may or may not do things that you probably don't want to know aboutâ„¢, has authorized me to handle this however I want. So listen up, you cunts.

Still left to battle are former tag-team champions andydougan and BigEvilDan, who will be assigned a proper match after we deal with the matter of Spankling vs. mmyers.

I'm not satisfied with the last battle, as it fucked off pretty comprehensively. We're going to start from fuck you dougan.

So, mmyers and Spankling, you two have to do battle once more, and you can both eat a fat fuck if you don't like it. Kajun may not be here in whatever the fuck it is he's here in, but he's definitely here in spirit. So here's your match:

Words Are Useless Match
mmyers Vs Spankling

• Standard cup match, one winner.
  
• Your job is to make three comics that have no dialogue, just a title. It's been done before in two CCs, but I'm bringing it back.
  
• Everyone will vote on whichever stripper they think has the best set of 'silent' comics.
  
• Make them funny, or I'll come to your house, get piss drunk like a kilted Scotsman, and teabag your grandparents.

Get moving, you mincing twats!

Aren't I still in here somewhere?

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Make them funny, or I'll come to your house, get piss drunk like a kilted Scotsman, and teabag your grandparents.

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May be too scatological for some...
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Aren't I still in here somewhere?

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oooh, ooooh, hose me off too! i'm still in it, too!

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mmmmm that's good myers!

I shall celebrate the resurrection of this cup with a vote for mmyers

spankling

I'm going to pretend to be above poop jokes and vote for mmyers

His baloney has a first name, but I'm voting for him anyway.

mmyers

mmyears

I admire Spankling's bold portrayal of degradation and his ability to stretch a poop joke out over three comics, but I subtracted points for using punctuation marks.

"9-1-1-1" was the only mmyers comic that really amused me. The other two were okay.

I believe I'll have a Spankling--hold the sauce.

"9-1-1-1" is a classic. mmyers please.

Self promotional to the end, I vote for -

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I may have found mmyers comics funnier but it really is his own fault that I have not written a comic about him yet.

9111 I laughed at but I don't know why. What's the Christmas connection with 9111?

These ers are yyourers, these ers are mmyers.

I'm thankling Spankling, for sticking to his bit.

I'll give the stragglers one more day to vote. Get busy, you shits.

I'm torn.

with a- m to tha m to the yers!
fuck ya up with a pair of ppliers.

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I'm torn.

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mmyers

spanklings was hilarious, but the scope of mmyers' repertoire did it for me.

Spanky

I will give anyone who didn't vote until tomorrow to vote, and then I will call the winner and call the new match.

In a daring move, Spankling drops trou in the middle of the bout and proceeds to talk to mmyers....with his bunghole. mmyers is stunned and stumbles forward, impaling Spankling's anus with the pair of knitting needles he had been using to make Spankling a darling little shawl with.

Spankling enjoys this immensely, but is immobilized by his own pleasure. mmyers takes this opportunity to pin him.

This is where you announce the next match.

You can skip ahead to declaring me the winner, if you want to save time.

Wow, it's like the spirit of Kajun lives on in Mikey.

I told you Kajun's here in spirit. New match up tomorrow morning. I'm working on figuring out who the fuck is still in this thing. Thanks for the brackets, Kajun!

BigEvilDan and andydougan, you two ancient fuckers are up. Get your balls adjusted properly and get set, because here is your next match:

Wannabe Match
BigEvilDan Vs andydougan

• Standard cup match, one winner.
  
• Each of you must scour the site for what you think is the funniest comic that you've EVER seen. Then you must make that comic into a series. I want at least three EXTRA comics, with the original comic as the first one. You may make as many as you like up to eight comics.
  
• Everyone will vote on whichever stripper they think has the best series.
  
• If I think the comic you chose was based solely on how easy it was to make into a series, I'll be picking one for you and you'll have to do the series over again.
  
• Make them funny, or I will come to your house, tie you to a chair, prop your eyes open, and make you read MY comics.
  

Get moving, you mincing twats!

So do I win?

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So do I win?

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Can we pretend I won if that happens?

Okay, my scouring the site consisted of looking at toprated.php and picking the first comic, but 34 voters can't be wrong.

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Like any good citizen, I'm going to vote early. Then, I'm going to B.E.D.

I might change my mind if dougan shows up and enters, but I don't smell that happening before 2005.

I doubt I can beat Dan's entry, and it's too much like work to try. So I'll quit while I'm, er, ahead.

dougan had all weekend, so I'm calling this for BigEvilDan. It was going to be hard to top anyway.

New match will be different. I will be resurrecting the three eliminated users from this round to give them all a second chance to lose.

Trouble in Paradise Match
Spankling vs kaufman vs umfumdisi

• Standard cup match, one winner.
  
• Your job is to make a comic or series up to 5 comics about a happy, fuzzy-bunny-type land, rife with cliche, skipping creatures, that has something bad or just extremely different to it.
  
• Everyone will get a vote, except for andydougan who is disqualified for being andydougan.
  
• I'll ask you to make them funny, please. I know all three of you have got something in your twisted skulls you can whip out for this shit.
  
• I also hereby appoint everyone who is still voting and/or active my contest deputies. That means if one or more of the strippers have not come up with an entry in four days, you have my permission to send them private messages telling the to hurry the fuck up. You can also make nasty comics about them, call their mothers whores, eat all their porridge, and take a fat dump on their secret midget porn stash.
  
• You've got until Friday, fuckers. Get it going.

Your mother is a whore!

I lost! And then I lost! And then I lost again! Is this because I didn't vote in the last one? Okay! I vote for Big Evil Dave! Are we even?

Fine. I'll get strippin.

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I'm pretty sure mimes qualify as "something bad."

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I vote for kaufman because I want Spankling to lose and be force to compete again. Well, that and I thought kaufman was funnier.

He's nothing to sneeze at, but he certainly is something to cough at, man.

spankling, because disney's a small world scares me more than cannibalistic women in their underwear. cannibalistic women in their underwear just remind me of a good time in LA. ah, fond memories. just keep those fucking dwarves away from me, man.

K-K-K-K-Kaufman breaker!

Hey graykane, not to change your vote or anything but kaufman's was about "it's a small world".

namfuaK neK. It can't be helped how funny "Mr. Zebub" is.