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Comic Cup XII
This Cup will be brought to you by the people at Amalgaconsolicombinabuncha Globoproduservitechnoindustries™, Where we may or may not do things that you probably don't want to know about™.
Here are the basic rules again:
- I am the law, I can vote, I can delete posts and I can pretty much just make up the rules as I go along. If I decide to bring back an ejected player then so be it.
- You will have 48 hours to submit a comic when I decide your match has started, if you will be away and your match is coming up, tell me and I'll postpone it, or if you're struggling for a couple of hours a PM would be nice, just to know you're still alive. (I however am allowed to go away for months at a time without telling anyone)
- VOTE! All previous Comic Cup XII contestants are elligible to vote. If you're away, fair enough, but don't waste your vote (or do that gay abstaining thing, conscientious objectors will be shot) even if someone is winning by 18 votes to 0.
Amalgaconsolicombinabuncha Globoproduservitechnoindustries™, Where we may or may not do things that you probably don't want to know about™, has authorized me to handle this however I want. So listen up, you ****s.
Still left to battle are former tag-team champions andydougan and BigEvilDan, who will be assigned a proper match after we deal with the matter of Spankling vs. mmyers.
I'm not satisfied with the last battle, as it ****ed off pretty comprehensively. We're going to start from **** you dougan.
So, mmyers and Spankling, you two have to do battle once more, and you can both eat a fat **** if you don't like it. Kajun may not be here in whatever the **** it is he's here in, but he's definitely here in spirit. So here's your match:
Words Are Useless Match
mmyers Vs Spankling
- Standard cup match, one winner.
- Your job is to make three comics that have no dialogue, just a title. It's been done before in two CCs, but I'm bringing it back.
- Everyone will vote on whichever stripper they think has the best set of 'silent' comics.
- Make them funny, or I'll come to your house, get **** drunk like a kilted Scotsman, and teabag your grandparents.
Get moving, you mincing ****s!
The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic **** of revenge all over Canada.