Your indiscretions(ie misdemeanors) have earned you public service hours to be completed. The judge has deemed you to help out at the local middle school. Due to lack of education funding, the school has put you in a place of power.
You are going to be the new Sex Ed teacher for the 7th & 8th grades.
Your "lessons" aren't limited to class time. Just remember, keep it clean around the other teachers or your volunteering days are over.
I will be judging next Monday. I will put out a last call Monday AM and have the results in by 4-5pm EST.
Happy Stripping, Teach.
If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get ****d.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.