Ah, love is in the air... or that might be the huge fart I cut loose. Either way, the theme of this competition is LOVE. LOVE between boy and girl, boy and boy, boy and goat, etc.. Some of us just suck in general at getting a girlfriend or boyfriend. Not everyone was built in God's image ya know. Well, here are the rules:

1. Feature a someone who just can't seem to cut it when it comes to opposite sex, someone who's more used to failure than the San Francisco 49ers.

2. No archived strips, use your imagination on this one.

3. Judging will be next Monday night

As Little John would say: LET'S GET THIS THING CRUNK STYLIN! OKAY! WHAT? WHAT?

[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Some Random Loser']

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And if you mock the 9ers again, I'll kill you. It's an off season, alright? We'll be back again, we'll... we'll be back...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

2 more weeks of the reg. season, injokester.

Matt Leinerton on a silver platter.

2 more weeks of the reg. season, injokester.

I haven't even seen a game in about 4 years, they don't televise them here anymore (except for the SuperBowl- hey maybe I'll see the 9ers play again in 2018!).

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

May we please have a few archived strips? I promise I'll make new ones too.

Alright alright, you can use archived strips.

I will post a three million part series if this is allowed.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: Ivy's Dating Scene Through The Years']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Balcony Scene']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270 - Love and Stuff']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Flaming Homo's girl troubles']

All the characters in this strip have appeared in previous strips of mine, but this is a new one.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Something old:
[Click to view comic: 'CC179: Darby Dillman, Lonely man']

Something new:
[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Only the lonely can play']

I'll try to find something borrowed and something blue.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: Happy Stupid Dragon In Love']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: Anything For Love']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: The Scent Of Romance']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'True Story 1']
[Click to view comic: 'True Story 2']
[Click to view comic: 'True Story 3']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 270: At the Superheroes' Reunion']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'CC270: (You are...)']

[Click to view comic: 'robot love']

[Click to view comic: 'both ends']

[Click to view comic: 'Women!!!!!!']

[Click to view comic: 'I'm not very romantic']

[Click to view comic: 'big and hairy']

[Click to view comic: 'hard of hearing']

[Click to view comic: ':O']

[Click to view comic: ':|']

[Click to view comic: 'cheating']

[Click to view comic: 'DURRR!!!!']

[Click to view comic: '(.)(.)']

[Click to view comic: 'you missed the shocking coversation']

[Click to view comic: 'fat chick']

[Click to view comic: 'Woot!']

[Click to view comic: 'boinky saves a damsel in distress']

[Click to view comic: 'lovely']

[Click to view comic: 'poor boinky33']

[Click to view comic: 'boinky's date']

[Click to view comic: 'Oh man, this is funny!']

[Click to view comic: 'why I'm a virgin']

I just wanted Crabby to know that he had an empathizer.

[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Another true story (Crabby, you're not alone)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Another true story (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Another true story (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC270: Another true story (4)']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

[Click to view comic: 'Messed up Mort']

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Something old:
[Click to view comic: 'CC179: Darby Dillman, Lonely man']

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