Dolph Lundgren Party Robots That Vomit On You -- 1 by biped 12-28-04

I am sorry, ma'am. We do not make "Dolph Lundgren party robots that vomit on you." WELL, then -- this ain't much of a damn ROBOT FACTORY, now IS it? Arthur...I'm building my OWN damn robot factory! Then I can make any kind of damn robots I WANT! Oh. My. And I can make Dolph Lundgren's TITTIES as BIG as I want! And he can VOMIT on me as MUCH as I want! Please... go...away...

Dolph Lundgren Party Robots That Vomit On You -- 2 by biped 12-28-04

Well, SHIT -- you sure don't LOOK like much. Let's see ya VOMIT! Urk...ack...urgh... ARTHUR! I'm gonna need some SERIOUS ALL-NIGHT LOVIN' to get me through this disappointment! Urk...ack...urgh... No...ma'am...we cannot and will not manufacture the Dolph Lundgren party robots that-- I'll BLOW ya for it! There's gotta be some kinda damn MECHANICAL DICK on ya there SOMEWHERE!

Dolph Lundgren Party Robots That Vomit On You -- 3 by biped 12-28-04

WELL, Arthur -- I BLEW a ROBOT! And now I'm gettin' my DOLPH LUNDGREN PARTY ROBOTS! Well...happy vomiting, dear... You are...unsatisfied with the-- DAMN RIGHT I am! The TITTIES aren't BIG enough! My GOD, do you even KNOW who Dolph Lundgren IS? "ME VILL BEAT...DA VEAK AMERICAN...ROCKY BALBOA... HA, HA...HA..." Run it again, Klick-Klack. I must calculate these measurements precisely.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh dear. I seem to have hurt my Dolph Lundgren-sized titties from laughing so hard.

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I has a flavor!

Bizarre and devilish. In short, I want one.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Your comments have instilled a feeling of great joy within my bosom.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

biped, you are fucking bizarre.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Who is this bizarre person, and can I get sommadat!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

biped: starter of trends.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

you've inspired me to make an inferior knock off of your comic.

Arnold Swartzanegger bot vs. Dolph Lundgren bot by AngryAmerican 9-01-06

I'll be bock. I must break you. I'll be bock. I must break you. I'll be bock. I must break you.

time to play poker and get drunk.

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Kill Whitey.

That is one of the best sets ever, ever, ever. It was one of the first sests I ever read on the site.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I am extremely happy that this thread has been revived, and that people are commenting on it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think I've already rated all these as "Good." If not, then I will.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Cool! Rating these, and all of my other comics, would be a great thing for you, and everyone else, to do.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I rate all of biped's comics "good" on principle. Because one time I rated one bad and he came to my house and crapped on my carpet.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Sorry, it just happened to be your house that day.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.