In case you're wondering, no, I'm not ashamed.

Prelude to a Series by possums 1-11-05

Some men suck... *glorp, glorp* Some just blow... *flkth, flkth* But he.... was BORN TO CHUG.

BORN TO CHUG: Tales of a Male Prostitute by possums 1-11-05

You may think that chuggers are made, but they are in fact born. Yo! Stork! We got a chugger! Be sure to give his parents some lube! Douglas Swanson, the ironic adopted son of a Chinese steelworker, was born to chug. goo goo! Oh, America baby, you the cute! He fit in perfectly. Sucky sucky!  :O

BORN TO CHUG: Pt. 2 by possums 1-11-05

Doug was hated at school until one day he had an encounter with the school bully. Hey! Yankee cocksuckah! Do you mean that figuratively or literally? Uh, figuratively... *chug chug* But literally work fine fo me too.

BORN TO CHUG: Pt.3 by possums 1-11-05

And so in the late 1940's, Doug fulfilled the destiny the gods bestowed upon him at birth. Oh Douggie! First day official sucky fo you! You go see Mao Zedong, give sucky. Yes mother. Sir, I'd love to "service" you, but I need to be prepped beforehand. Could you read this out loud? Sure. Say it with enthusiasm. ARE YOU READY TO CHUG?!?!?!? I SAID.....

BORN TO CHUG: Pt.4 by possums 1-11-05

Unfortunately, it was not to be. Well? I'm ready now. Whoo yeah! DEAR GOD!!! IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SPACE SHIP!!!! And his tombstone read: HERE LIES DOUGLAS- NOT THE ONLY MAN TO CHOKE ON THE MASSIVE GIRTH OF A WORLD LEADER'S SHLONG The end.

In the interest of eliminating redundancies and removing repetitions, I have destroyed the version of this thread in RMDC.

On a side note, not a bad series.

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In the interest of eliminating redundancies and removing repetitions, I have destroyed the version of this thread in RMDC.

On a side note, not a bad series.

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I liked it -- although I found the storyline suspiciously similar to "Ben Hur."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Disturbing and fascinating, like a freak show bearded lady. I liked it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm going to be perfectly honest with you: I didn't like this series. I thought I worked too hard on it.

But I'm glad everyone else is enjoying it, Ben Hur plotlines aside.