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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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In case you're wondering, no, I'm not ashamed.

Prelude to a Series by possums
1-11-05
Some men suck...
*glorp, glorp*
Some just blow...
*flkth, flkth*
But he.... was BORN TO CHUG.

BORN TO CHUG: Tales of a Male Prostitute by possums
1-11-05
You may think that chuggers are made, but they are in fact born.
Yo! Stork! We got a chugger! Be sure to give his parents some lube!
Douglas Swanson, the ironic adopted son of a Chinese steelworker, was born to chug.
goo goo!
Oh, America baby, you the cute!
He fit in perfectly.
Sucky sucky!
 :O 

BORN TO CHUG: Pt. 2 by possums
1-11-05
Doug was hated at school until one day he had an encounter with the school bully.
Hey! Yankee ****suckah!
Do you mean that figuratively or literally?
Uh, figuratively...
*chug chug*
But literally work fine fo me too.

BORN TO CHUG: Pt.3 by possums
1-11-05
And so in the late 1940's, Doug fulfilled the destiny the gods bestowed upon him at birth.
Oh Douggie! First day official sucky fo you! You go see Mao Ze****, give sucky.
Yes mother.
Sir, I'd love to "service" you, but I need to be prepped beforehand. Could you read this out loud?
Sure.
Say it with enthusiasm.
ARE YOU READY TO CHUG?!?!?!? I SAID.....

BORN TO CHUG: Pt.4 by possums
1-11-05
Unfortunately, it was not to be.
Well?
I'm ready now.
Whoo yeah!
DEAR GOD!!! IT'S LIKE A FUCKING SPACE SHIP!!!!
And his tombstone read: HERE LIES DOUGLAS- NOT THE ONLY MAN TO CHOKE ON THE MASSIVE GIRTH OF A WORLD LEADER'S SHLONG
The end.

1-11-05 6:17pm (new)
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Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual

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In the interest of eliminating redundancies and removing repetitions, I have destroyed the version of this thread in RMDC.

On a side note, not a bad series.

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"Old" is the old new.

1-11-05 6:43pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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In the interest of eliminating redundancies and removing repetitions, I have destroyed the version of this thread in RMDC.

On a side note, not a bad series.


Thank you and thank you.

1-11-05 6:59pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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I liked it -- although I found the storyline suspiciously similar to "Ben Hur."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

1-11-05 8:12pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Disturbing and fascinating, like a freak show bearded lady. I liked it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

1-12-05 8:50am (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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I'm going to be perfectly honest with you: I didn't like this series. I thought I worked too hard on it.

But I'm glad everyone else is enjoying it, Ben Hur plotlines aside.

1-12-05 3:13pm (new)
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