Ball-de-sac (1) by possums 1-21-05

One day... wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble wob- DING DONG!!!! CLOUSEAU!!!!!!!!

Ball-de-sac (2) by possums 1-21-05

CLOUSEAU!!! Back off, Frank, I'm working. By the way, if you see a two-headed elephant outside, don't let it in.

Ball-de-sac (3) by possums 1-21-05

Frank, I'm very very upset with you. Having a two-headed elephant in the house is not going to aid my work. Clooouseau.... I... ahh, I'm sorry for yelling, too. Look, just be a doll and tell the thing to leave. Cl... Clouseau? Yes, yes... I'll be the giraffe tonight, but only if you're polite about it. CLOUSEAU!!!!

Ball-de-sac (4) by possums 1-21-05

CLOOOU-seau!! Why yes.... it IS a bit dank in here, Frank in here! Fantastic play on words, Margherita... for an ELEPHANT!!

Ball-de-sac (5) by possums 1-21-05

!!!!! Yes, Frank. We can understand everything you say. You didn't think Jack was the only one, now, did you? Vodka Tonic and I have listend for quite some time.... You want to hear our story, do you? Very well then!

Ball-de-sac (6) by possums 1-21-05

We were discovered by a Prussian scientist named DeLaRue... CUL-DE-SAC!!!! What the fuck is this thing talking about? ...who dumped our mother's fetal wad into the sea, where we underwent a strange transformation... So that cute moray says "unmentionables!" and I nearly SQUEAL!! Oh SHUT UP!!! WE COULD NOT HALT THE CHANGE!!!! That piece of shit moray told me I looked like I had cholera. SHUT UP!!!

Ball-de-sac (7) by possums 1-21-05

AND WE GREW!!! God damn you, Vodka Tonic, I hate everything about you. That sure sounds like a lot coming from YOU. We walked on land! JESUS CHRIST!!! I CAN'T FUCKING SEE A THING!!! NEITHER CAN I YOU FUCKING OYSTER-SHUCKING FUCKWAD JABRONI-FUCK!!! Well.... okay, we didn't WALK on land. We were not without our setbacks. We were but mortal men! That's absolutely correct! We squabble and live on land! YOU live in a river... in Egypt.

Ball-de-sac (8) by possums 1-21-05

Eventually we evolved into the elephantish thing you see here. Do you think its time we showd our faces in public? Absolutely. There are a few un-terrorized people out there waiting to scream out "LAHD A' MERCY!!!!" in Kentucky. And, THAT, my fine-baretted friend, is the stor- WHERE IN THE STONEY-EYED CLUSTER FUCK DID THAT BASTARD GO!?!?!? *sigh* You turn your heads for one second and you lose track, huh?

Ball-de-sac (9) by possums 1-21-05

Well, did you take care of them? Cloooouseau.... Oh, come on. I ask you one simple favor and you can't even follow through on it. I don't think I can do the giraffe if- CLOU!!! Cl-clouseau!!!! They WHAT!??!?! No one, but NO ONE pulls a piece of shit semi-autobiographical narrative out of their ass and gives it to MY Frank! I'LL take care of this! CLOUSEAU!!!!!

Ball-de-sac (10) by possums 1-21-05

EAT MY LEAD SHIT, YOU RECTOPHOBIC SHITHAMMERS!!!! AHH!!! QUADROPHE-!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE WITH ME!!!!!!

Ball-de-sac (Finale) by possums 1-21-05

That was close, Frank. I think one of them nearly shouted out the title of a Who album! Cl....cl...cloouseau? *sigh* YES, I'll be the giraffe. But just this once. CLOUSEAU!!! "There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them." Clooooooouseau... FREEEEEEP!!! FREEEEEEEEP!!!!!

Ball-de-sac (Sub-finale) by possums 1-21-05

I'm going to work, Frank. Rest up. ZZZZZZ o/ Chopin o/ GOOD EVENING, JACK!!!! Dear fuck. INDEED!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Ball-de-sac (Sub-Sub-finale) by possums 1-21-05

In two panels, your skin will be splattered all over the screen. Oh yeah? Well- The end.

I hope I understood these comics, because I was reading them real fast because my house was caving in.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.