Welcome to the 36th World's Worst contest!!

The this contests exciting theme is:

The World's Worst Thing to Say to a Feminist

I know how we've all seen one of our good friends torn to pieces by a hardcore feminist after so much as a simple bad touch. This contest is as so.

Just like any contest devoted to clergy, political figures, or anything else, this one will be just as broad. Just make it funny.

So get going, you motherfuckers

whoa, I dont know how the hell that happened, could a mod be kind enough to fix this problem?

I hear and I obey.

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this one will be just as broad.

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Ayn Rand would be very unhappy if I didn't properly credit her quotations. Asiangirl1's first bubble of dialogue is quoted from "An Answer to Readers (About a Woman President)," The Objectivist, Dec. 1968. I copied it from page 166 of The Ayn Rand Lexicon. The phrase "the metaphysical concept of masculinity as such" is borrowed from a line that reads "Her worship is an abstract emotion for the metaphysical concept of masculinity as such." It comes from the same source. In the last panel, the ideas are Ayn Rand's, but no text is quoted from her. This all comes from an article in which Ayn Rand described why a woman could not become President. Ayn Rand was born on February 2nd, 1905, 100 years ago today.

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Ayn Rand was born on February 2nd, 1905, 100 years ago today.

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http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=142662

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Ayn Rand was born on February 2nd, 1905, 100 years ago today.

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So, like, if she sees her shadow, we get six more weeks of self-centered reactionarism?

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Instead of scouring my Nietzsche books for these quotations, I found them all here:

Did Nietzsche's philosophy arise from his lack of success with women?

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judging should be in a couple days. I like what I see so far, keep up the funny.

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With a shout out to Willem Defoe as the great Bobby Peru in the not so great "Wild at Heart."

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I am sorry for offending any Jewish feminists currently dating Rush Limbaugh.

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hahahahah fzh, that was hilarious!

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alright, it is indeed the time to judge this business.

This was tough deciding the winner, but in the end I'm gonna have to go with bigfrank105 for this:

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The honor of second place goes to fzh for this hilarious take on an old favorite:

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Last but not least at all is injokester for not only his comics but also for his sig. this is his comic:

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take it away frankie!

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Last but not least at all is injokester for not only his comics but also for his sig. this is his comic:

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HOT DAMB! I finally won me an FTC! I got a shit load of homework to do now, so expect something up later tonight. Thanks again, aus.