...I'm starting another BTC. What gives you the right to take it upon yourself to do so, you might ask? Ha, ha...ha, ha, ha...ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahaha -- funny you should ask. Well, it didn't look like anyone else was going to do it. So here it is. If nobody feels like entering, then fuck it. Just FUCK IT.

Here's the fucking template:

BTC 20: Template by biped 2-15-05

Fuck it.

Add a character to the third panel. Or not. Photoshop the shit out of it if you want -- I don't care.

If you need inspiration, then you should know that we're doing this for that little kid who got hit by a truck when he ran out into the street to catch that high fly ball in the ninth inning. Remember? Right before he lost consciousness, he raised the ball in his glove and said, in a weak, barely-audible voice: "I...I caught it...fellas..." And then he died.

I will take it upon myself to judge the contest unless two people volunteer to be co-judges. Yeah. Like that's gonna happen.

Judging in a week, or after a thousand entries, whichever comes first.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 20: One Day at the Porn Ranch... by BigFrank105 2-16-05

So you want me to get onto that lawnmower over there? Yup. Then what do I do? Fuck it.

BTC 20: Obvious this was going to happen. by JESUSSANDWICH 2-16-05

Fuck it.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

BTC 20: Glory Hole Daze by suicide_king 2-17-05

Smell my finger. MY GOD! That is the nastiest stank -- oh, I'm gonna puke. I stuck my finger through a small hole between the bathroom stalls. A glory hole! What did you do next? Fuck it.

BTC 20: Magical Mystery Tour! by thochaos 2-17-05

Sweet! Someone finally started a new BTC! Wait, this template sucks! Who started this shit? BIPED!?! Fuck it.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

BTC 20: Shit. Just shit. by thochaos 2-17-05

Yay a cute doggie! I'm gonna ask dad if I can keep you! Daddy, daddy! I found a doggie! Can I keep it? Sure sweetie, but you have to do something first. I'll do anything! What do you want me to do? Fuck it.

Just wait till you see the photoshopped sequel to this one! If I can stop masturbating long enough to finish it that is...

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

Not so obvious this was going to happen.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

BTC 20: Name that 1990's Movie! by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

C'mon, you creepy ass pyscho clown! Where in the hell did your hide those kids' bodies?! You'll never know, Lizardwitz! I'll never tell you! Later... Damnit! I've been badgering that fucking sicko circus reject for hours and I still don't have any leads! Well.. Maybe you should try a plea-bargin. You know, appeal to his ... needs. What are you hinting at, O'Connor? Fuck IT.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

BTC 20: Heros and Zeros. by 80_Million_Fleas 2-17-05

Captain Ladies Man! Quit fucking around! There's a bomb inside of this novelty fake vagina! We have to disarm it! Here's my number. Call my some time, sugar tits. Captain! Alright. I know how to disarm this poon bomb. You need to *ahem* with it repeatedly until you you *ahem* and the whole damn thing short circuts. After which, the bomb is harmless. Slow down, what are you trying to say?! Fuck it.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

BTC- visual humor by xxausrottenxx 2-20-05

i bet you wouldn't jerk it to the thought of your own mom of course i wouldn't! fine, see ya later...pussy wha...I... fuck it.

har.

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xx( o Y o. )xx

BTC 20: Advice throughout History. by 80_Million_Fleas 2-21-05

38 BC I need you help, Ballsukidus. I've resenty started liking this girl named Chelo.. I have a good thing going with my peeps, but... what should I do with her? Fuck 'er. 1964 Hey! Random honkey! I just went over to Mecca not to long ago... and there I saw the most beautiful thing: Equality. However, I don't know how the Nation's gonna take it. What should I do? Fuck 'em. 2002-ish I just got these papers that said "Iraq has nu-ca-lur weapons" written in yellow crayon. I don't trust these reports, but we needs a place for my daddy's oil company to expand. What should I do? Fuck it.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

T.T by NooniePuuBunny 2-21-05

Hmm... I could come up with a witty first two panels to this comic ...but then that would require actual thought on my part... Fuck it.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

nice one, injokester

Looking for part time job? Free Home Based Profit Opportunit by Externalization 2-23-05

CCDP is the leader in the charity activity and healthcare, serving over 60,000 people annually. We are seeking a honest, kind-hearted and responsible people all over the world! With us you'll find stable earnings and opportunity to determine your own work load. We offer a comprehensive benefits package. Visit our website for more information. Fuck it.

Soon to be the judging!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Is time for the judging now, yes? No?

All entries very creative! Participation in new BTC most appreciated!

Mystery judge possums vote for this funny take on stupid spam-type person that recently infect board with spam!

Looking for part time job? Free Home Based Profit Opportunit by Externalization 2-23-05

CCDP is the leader in the charity activity and healthcare, serving over 60,000 people annually. We are seeking a honest, kind-hearted and responsible people all over the world! With us you'll find stable earnings and opportunity to determine your own work load. We offer a comprehensive benefits package. Visit our website for more information. Fuck it.

Other mystery judge MikeyG vote for this cruel and degrading reference to me that hurt my feelings deeply!

BTC 20: Magical Mystery Tour! by thochaos 2-17-05

Sweet! Someone finally started a new BTC! Wait, this template sucks! Who started this shit? BIPED!?! Fuck it.

My vote go to thochaos' comic because it make me laugh despite blatant and heartless cruelty to me! So take it away, thochaos! You make next BTC, yes? No? (Yes!)

But if not make within period of three days, then second place winner Externalization make!

thochaos, here is prize: you get spend weekend with these people!

Thanks, everybody! You make new BTC most successful comics contest ever!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That was the worst weekend ever =(

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"