That wasn't the intended laugh, but I'll take it!
I think "You're Flyered!" is as Kaufmanesque a pun as I can ever come up with, though.
It was totally Kaufman.
Was it, now?
You could ask an expert on kaufmantics, you know.
I will say the "I joined an origami club, but it soon folded" joke was lifted from me. I've been using it for a couple decades now.