Time for a bit of lyrical theatre
Rhyming's come to StripCreator.

All right, that's just about all the rhyming (barely) I can put in the rules without obscuring them.

Here are the rules:

For your entry or entries, you MUST collaborate with another user on this site, and NOT an alternate name or alter ego. There must be two people working on an entry, which means there must be at least two comics per entry. Please post them both in the same post. You may enter as many times as you'd like.

Finally, your comics must RHYME. I want all dialogue to rhyme. Use whatever rhyming method you like, but please remember they MUST rhyme.

Get to it!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Injokester and I are doing a "rap" game. The first two rounds will take place between our two reoccuring characters: Fuckface Fred and the "Life's a Burrito" Man. We both got some pretty sweet ideas, so I'll open up the round with this:
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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Rap Battle Round 1']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Rap Battle Round 1 (cont.)']

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - The Doc is in da Hizzie']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - The Doc is in da Hizzie (2)']

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - The Pun Master Punned']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Runner up']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Runner up (2)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Runner Up (3)']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 279 - Runner up (4)']

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Was it too hard for you two to put the comics in groups of 5? As in, 5 comics per post?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

We were kinda on a roll last night and it skipped our minds. We were following a plan and didn't think to shorten our posts by including them all, but since we did all of this really quickly we forgot about it. I did realize that this was all a little lengthy. Sorry about that.

On the bright side, it makes it look like there's been a lot of entries to this contest.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

This is gonna suck.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Sorry about that. We got carried away making them, and were just posting our own after we made them. I did however take the animated pic out of my sig so that the page would load a lot faster and keep the comics closer together.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Followed rules precisely? No.

Insanely funny? Yes.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I wrote out a Dr. Seuss parody a couple of days before Mikey made up this contest. It's complete as far as what was in my mind and spilled out onto the page, but more verses could be added. If another sc regular wants to do so, I'll send you the text I have. If you think you can work with/add to the story, then we can discuss character representations and such.

Send me a pm.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Wow. I wonder what tag-team is going to win. The suspence is killing me!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

available for hire

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I'm willing to come out of retirement to take you up on that offer, Kauf!

-- Namgubed the Merry Elf --

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

quote:

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I'm willing to come out of retirement to take you up on that offer, Kauf!

-- Namgubed the Merry Elf --

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... and just now, when I surfed over here to Stripcreator, the "Read this Comic" feature displayed "Nora Lenderby" from my stagnating collection. Could it be a sign??

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Yes, it's a sign that you should enter this contest!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Can I come out of retirement, too?

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exit, pursued by a bear