BTC 24 Template by possums 3-29-05

And that's why I'm not going to help you.

Here's the scoop. This is going to be the first and hopefully only rotating BTC. The first template will be up until tommorrow at around 12 or so, when I will change it into something totally different. You will have to fill in from there.

Bonus points to anyone who has a consistently funny entry for all seven templates.

Judging will be next Wednesday.

Begin the Comic Number Twenty-Four by cpausti 3-30-05

Basically: rock + animals times evolution multiply that by 600 million hey it worked ...and that's the way the world came to be.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

BTC24 (1): Eco-friendly Transport by Shadow_Artist 3-30-05

Car, train, plane...no, I think I'll jog today! A little jogging later... Bee! Earth! ...and that's the way the world came to be.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

ROTATE'D!

Wait.. I could have sworn I posted something. >>;

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

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Wait.. I could have sworn I posted something. >>;

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BTC24 (2): Heh, what's up Spaceman? by Shadow_Artist 4-01-05

Ground control, this is Major Tom. The test subjects have become giant and perverted - jettison them into space. I need you to... Sorry, did he just say open the... You heard the Major, Private! Tom's in control of this mission, and if he wants to give those rabbits some exercise, that's his call. NO, you idiot! I SAID THE HATCHES!!!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

ROTATE'D!

white tavern vodka: the breakfast, lunch, and dinner of champions.

BTC- blatant sacreligious nonsense by xxausrottenxx 4-02-05

I told the pope in a dream once that he's going to heaven. Aint that just a barrel of laughs?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

ROTATE'D!

BTC24 (3): Sadomartyrism by Shadow_Artist 4-04-05

Hey Gerald, how's hell? I've spent the morning watching unbaptised babies be torn apart by maggots from the inside out. Hilarious. Anything else? I stuffed a bunch of clowns into a blender, liquidized them, and poured the gooey contents into a beer keg. Aint that just a barrel of laughs?

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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I dumb :D

BTC24 (4): Just Plane Beautiful by Shadow_Artist 4-04-05

Why so sad, Magical Mr. Oinky? The sky is not as colourful as my heart. I will paint the sky for you, my friend. Make it red, and orange, with a small cube of indestructable black. And that's why I'm not going to help you.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

I guess ShadowArtist wins.

BTC 24:You spin me right round by Mr_Pink 4-06-05

You know, Osama, I can see your whole anti-capitalism campaign and all that,and I'd like to help, but.. Yes? That whole goat-fucking thing? No thanks. ... And that's why I'm not going to help you.

No, Mr.Pink. You're an idiot.

When judging = through, no more entries will be accepted.

Yeah, I know possums, but I saw that post after I posted my comic...

Didn't feel like taking it away...

So, sorry, my apologies, I hope you accept them. And if not, bite me.

That was a beautiful handjob, possums. Thank you.

Wait, no, I mean handover. Handover.

Crap.

Anyway, new BTC magic will hit with overwhelming destructive force very soon. In the meantime, laugh at these rude-sounding molecules!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)