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The God Couple - Episode 1 by fuzzyman 4-15-05

On November 13, Jesus was asked to remove himself from his place of residence; that request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that some day he would return to her. I've had enough of you! Get out, now! I'll be back! With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his friend, Buddha. Several years earlier, Buddha's wife had thrown HIM out, requesting that HE never return. Can I move in? Sure, if you do the cooking. Can two religious figures share an apartment without driving each other crazy? What's for dinner? My body and blood. Here, have a thigh.

The God Couple - Episode 2 by fuzzyman 4-15-05

My apartment is flooded! What the hell happened? Oh, sorry. I must have left the faucet on in the tub. You left the faucet on!!?? What were you thinking!? So what? It's not a big deal. Not a big deal!!?? NOT ALL OF US CAN WALK ON WATER, YOU KNOW! Oops. My bad.

The God Couple - Episode 3 by fuzzyman 4-15-05

Loaves and fishes again? Jesus Christ! Yes? You know, if you're going to do that every time I swear, I'll have to ask you to move out. If you'd swear in your own religion, this wouldn't be a problem!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The second one was pretty good, and the first one was by far the best.

"My body and blood. Here, have a thigh!"

brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

These are great.

More!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The God Couple - Episode 4 by fuzzyman 4-16-05

I'll see that and raise it five dollars. That's twenty-five to you, Gabriel. Call. I raise five. That's thirty to you, Allah. By all that is holy I do delare fatwah on these horrible cards! I call upon all my people everywhere to destroy the Jack of Clubs! Thus, I fold! Tell me again why you invited him to poker night? Have you tasted his falafel? Heavenly!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The God Couple - Episode 5 by fuzzyman 4-16-05

What the hell? JESUS! Get over here, dammit! You rang, Buddha? The laundry came out pink! My favorite robe is ruined! Any idea how that could have happened? Nope! *snicker* YOU CHANGED THE WATER INTO WINE AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU!!?? Guilty! *snck*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The God Couple - Episode 6 by fuzzyman 4-26-05

Jesus! I got us a job doing a TV commercial! That's great, Buddha! What's the commercial for? Aaaaaaaand ACTION! Hey! You got Bible verses in my Buddhist koans! No, you got Buddhist koans on my Bible verses! Hey, these are pretty good... Two great religions that taste great together! Fucking Unitarians.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I can't wait for the season finale. I bet it's good!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Episode 6 is the best yet.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Wonderful.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The God Couple - Episode 7 by fuzzyman 4-27-05

Damn, what in the world is that smell? Myrrh. Did I put on too much? I've got a hot date tonight. It's a little strong. Say, wasn't myrrh used as an accompaniment to the ancient Hebrew meat-offering at the temple? Yeah, baby! I don't want to know. Once you go Jesus, no other meat pleases!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy invited me to add my touch to some of his series ...

The God Couple: episode zen by kaufman 4-27-05

The ice cream is there. But the ice cream is not there. Enjoy your dessert. Dammit, I said I wanted an ice cream CONE! Will you quit clapping with that one hand? I can hardly hear myself think. I will stop as soon as you are enlightened. Found yourself a new roommate after Siddhartha moved out? Yeah. I picked up some I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha.

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The God Couple is my favorite series ^_^ Great stuff!

The God Couple - Episode 8 by fuzzyman 4-28-05

Good news, Buddha! We'll be able to pay the rent this month. I got us a job appearing in a video game. Most wonderful! What's the game? Round Three... FIGHT! Shock Grasp! Lightning Bolt! Torpedo! Fatality! Ressurection! Hey, this is no fair! He keeps rising from the dead! That's why this game is called Immortal Kombat, dude.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I'M KING OF THE WORLD.... until tomorrow.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.