Welcome to Random Madness II.

For this contest you have to use the "random comic layout" button to generate a random comic and fill in the text, without changing any of the layout.

Of course there's no real way to prove people are playing fair and pushing the random lay-out button, but it will be on the honor system and Jesus knows you're a douchebag if you cheat.

Feel free to enter as many times as you like (but don't go overboard if you expect me to read all your comics).

Judging will be in about a week, and I will be judging both on the quality of each finished strip and on how difficult it was to work with. I will award a winner and probably some runners up or give some awards.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I... kinda gotta agree with possums on this one. It looks like you just copied and pasted my introduction for the first RM.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Sorry, I've just started work and didn't get a chance to read everything from the last comp. I'm too sick to bother fixing it right now, so if you want a theme then pick one and we'll go with that. You can judge as well if you like...

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.