Okay, they told me it was time.
Who are "they," you ask? "They" are none other than the secret cabal consisting of pirates, ass-probing aliens, Warner Bros. studio execs, the NRA, your friends you play hide-and-seek with, and your own family.
Admit it, you always suspected as much.
Oh, you probably care more about the outcome of the contest than this inane little rant, right?
Mystery judge young Mr. Grace says:

It was a tight race this time, but Tterb just barely edged out the others to score a win his first time out. Not bad for someone who hasn't been here a month yet.
Tterb, BTC 28 is yours.