This time I have saved you the effort of clicking the "Random Layout" button, and I present to you three templates to choose from. I found these three randomly.

I will probably mention the best for each template and a grand prize winner.

Judging will be in a week. Here's the templates:

RM3 - Template 1 by lukket 4-25-05

RM3 - Template 2 by lukket 4-25-05

RM3 - Template 3 by lukket 4-25-05

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I apologize in advance for the feeble humour:

RM3: A fine establishment by quodlibet 4-25-05

Five thousand dollars for a 'jelly doughnut?' Done gawping at the menu yet? If you need to ask about the prices, it ain't for you. Three hundred dollars for an 'officer's special coffee?' With your speeding record, you could use something like that. If you know what I mean. And...'ask about the back room special?' Hey, I ain't dancing around in garters for pocket change!

RM3: Why detectives in 'The Ring' movies never went far by quodlibet 4-25-05

So what did this girl look like? You know, for a witness, you stink. I'm going for a beer.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Kind of sucks but oh well.

RM3 No Friends by Tterb 4-25-05

Not having any friends sucks....

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horray for life. boo.

Were you ever forced to repeatedly watch any of those Land Before Time movies while babysitting your nephew? No? Lucky you.

RM3: Land Before Christmas XVII by Namgubed 4-25-05

Timmy! Come on down and see what Santa left under the tree for you! I could complain about doing short entertainment gigs on Christmas day ... Hurry up, Timmy! I'm pretty sure this one was at the top of your wish list! But work is work, and I charge extra for holidays. And besides, who can resist those little smiling faces? DAMMIT, TIMMY, THIS SLOW-MOVING PREY ISN'T GOING TO EAT ITSELF!! Oh, crap ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

It just never gets old, does it? OK, well, maybe.

RM3: Johnnie Cochran, We Hardly Knew Ye by Namgubed 4-26-05

Dear lord, there's blood everywhere! Who could've done such a thing? I mean, she's nearly decapitated, OJ ! ... OJ ?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

RM 3: The Sad Adventures of Corporate Clown by umfumdisi 4-27-05

Tilly, I can't believe you wouldn't go out drinking with us last Friday night. I would have gone out with you gals. Money? You don't have to spend much money, girl. Just look at a dopey guy the right way, and you've earned yourself a free drink. I can't tell if they're ignoring me or if they can't hear me over that damn Bign Crosby record. Unless you're Amy, of course, then you give up the goose to anybody who takes a gander! I'll take some of that paté, if you know what I mean!! HELLO?

RM 3: Jethro Tull's Rock Island by umfumdisi 4-27-05

This is the most boring theme park ever, and I've been to Dollywood!

RM 3: Maybe She Saw A Ghost by umfumdisi 4-27-05

Yeah, Frank, it's really Demi Moore. She's been like that for four hours... Ever since 9-1-1 told her that even they couldn't resuscitate her career.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I WAS. Only it wasn't babysitting my nephew, it was babysitting my brother and sister. Fuck did I ever hate those movies.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Those movies rock!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Time for those late entries. I will judge this tomorrow!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Judgement time is here.

Best use of template 1:

RM3: A fine establishment by quodlibet 4-25-05

Five thousand dollars for a 'jelly doughnut?' Done gawping at the menu yet? If you need to ask about the prices, it ain't for you. Three hundred dollars for an 'officer's special coffee?' With your speeding record, you could use something like that. If you know what I mean. And...'ask about the back room special?' Hey, I ain't dancing around in garters for pocket change!

Best use of template 2:

RM 3: Jethro Tull's Rock Island by umfumdisi 4-27-05

This is the most boring theme park ever, and I've been to Dollywood!

Best use of template 3:

RM3: Land Before Christmas XVII by Namgubed 4-25-05

Timmy! Come on down and see what Santa left under the tree for you! I could complain about doing short entertainment gigs on Christmas day ... Hurry up, Timmy! I'm pretty sure this one was at the top of your wish list! But work is work, and I charge extra for holidays. And besides, who can resist those little smiling faces? DAMMIT, TIMMY, THIS SLOW-MOVING PREY ISN'T GOING TO EAT ITSELF!! Oh, crap ...

Overall winner..

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RM3: Land Before Christmas XVII by Namgubed 4-25-05

Timmy! Come on down and see what Santa left under the tree for you! I could complain about doing short entertainment gigs on Christmas day ... Hurry up, Timmy! I'm pretty sure this one was at the top of your wish list! But work is work, and I charge extra for holidays. And besides, who can resist those little smiling faces? DAMMIT, TIMMY, THIS SLOW-MOVING PREY ISN'T GOING TO EAT ITSELF!! Oh, crap ...

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troelsea at gmail dot com

My stars! Well, in the words of Sally Field, "... you like me!"

I'll post a new Random Madness competition hopefully tomorrow.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown