Hello all. Inflatable let me do this so heres the rules.

Do whatever in the first two panels.
In the third you must have the sock-puppet saying "Thats disturbing"
For a extra you can put the sock puppet on either side.

Heres a example...

Rules? by Chaplin 6-08-05

Thats Disturbing.

Please do this or I'll kill some kittens.
Juding will be done by June 21st
(The day "Destroy All Humans" & "Rescue Me" comes out)

Keep on stripping.
-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

BTC 31: dA R333mi>< feat. DJ FEver FRank by BigFrank105 6-08-05

So, Johnny the Giant, how do you like the giant dog-shaped novelty condom I bought you? It fits great, thanks. Great, now what do you say you and that dog go "play in the mud". Thats Disturbing.

BTC 31: S3x3riffical re-m1x feat. Big F. by BigFrank105 6-08-05

These new sock puppets we bought at the Gag Shop are so cool. I masturbated into mine. Thats Disturbing.

BTC 31: Where's My Happy Meal? by attitudechicka 6-08-05

That's disturbing.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

BTC31: Even the dog is feeling it for the Kittens. by Tterb 6-08-05

Let's take a look and see what's going on in stripcreator.com. Oh shit! This guy is saying he's going to kill kittens and shit! Thats Disturbing.

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horray for life. boo.

BTC 31: Martha Stewart Comics by biped 6-08-05

Umm...getting buttfucked by that horse was AWESOME....horses have such BIG, HARD DICKS! Hi! I'm "Sock-Puppet Stew"! DICKS! DICKS! DICKS! SHOVED UP MY BUTT! RAMMIN'! SLAMMIN'! PIERCING MY GUT! You're such a cute little gurl! Dive headfirst into my anus, Sock-Puppet Stew. And pretend you're a big... throbbing... ELEPHANT DICK! That's Disturbing.

BTC 31: Flatulicious by biped 6-08-05

*FRRRRRT* Oops, pardon me. *SNIFF* Mmm...that smells GOOD. Old lady's fart gave me erection. I FUCK YOU NOW, BABY. GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING FART-SUCKING BASTARD! I pay old lady ten dollars to fart at me while I masturbate. That's Disturbing.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

By special request:

Disturbing by Scyess 6-09-05

Yo, Jon. What's new? I'm thinking of taking a long vacation away from all the wierdos I hang out with. You hang out with wierdos? Not if you don't count pink cattle, demonic subcreatures, aliens, and pedophilic cowboys. That's distrubing. This from a 9½ foot tall dick ventriloquist.

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"Old" is the old new.

BTC 31: This is your life. by flipynif1 6-09-05

Wow am I uncomfortable today. Here it comes. Yeah, I forgot my huge penis reducing cream and everytime I get a hardon I can't bend my knee...by the way how do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilized. And THAT little girl who liked to have tea parties grew up to be....Rupaul. In that case, ever had your nostril sucked out while being given a handjob from a dead baby then having the dead baby shoved up your ass at a little girls teaparty? That's Disturbing.

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I dumb :D

BTC 31: Dreams can't come true. by flipynif1 6-09-05

Sometimes when I'm lonely I like to watch the dogs outside hump, then I jerk off into my puppet Mr. Froo froo. Jimmy you have that look in your eye. Are we going to play that fun game again? Then I take my manjuice into a straw and insert it into my butt and pretend Mr. Froo froo is felching me, then I get grandma to spit clean my bum. What's on your mind jimmy? I wish I could walk That's Disturbing.

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I dumb :D

BTC31: Karaoke Night at the Seminary. by UnknownEric 6-09-05

I don't want anybody else... when I think a-BOUT you, I touch myself, oh oh oh. I honestly do. That's disturbing.

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I has a flavor!

We BTC, You Decide. by kaufman 6-09-05

Good evening, and welcome to FOX news. Our top story: Divers continue to search off the coast of Aruba for 18-year-old Natalee Holloway, who disappeared last week. In other news, Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy was spotted within 2000 miles of Aruba yesterday. That's Disturbing.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

BTC31: Maybe it's Maybelline by Hari_Nezumi 6-09-05

Edna, is that you? Why Mimi, we haven't talked in ages! We should do something together. To catch up. That's a good idea. I know! I'll buy us some hookers and you get a motel room. We can have an good old fashioned orgy, just like back in the day! That's disturbing.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

BTC 31:Exit Strategy by matclarke 6-09-05

Man, that’s a good looking cock. It’s making my ass water profusely. That weirdo isn't looking at me is he? HOLY COCK SHIT! I hope it tastes as good as it feels. Thats disturbing.

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obscenity filter is off

BTC 31: Flashback to the 2004 Election by HCRoyall 6-10-05

We have breaking news from the polls... George Bush legitimately won an election! That's disturbing.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Almost June 21st so if theres anyone whos still thinking of a strip do it because in 2 more days we find out the winner.

So far our high-staffed crew of one is predicting (With a hat) the top 3 who could win are...

Scyess
Kaufman
or Hari_Nezumi

Or is it?
Find out Teusday.
Also I'm saddened noone attempted to win with my love of Tobor or Charlie Chaplin. Tsk tsk...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

BTC 31: What keeps you awake at night? by CrunchyCheese 6-19-05

Suicide bombing in Baghdad kills 23 Boooring Over 800,000 killed in Rwanda genocide yawn - saw the movie And Tom Cruise announces his engagement to Katie Homes That's disturbing

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Damnit. Nows its....

Scyess
Kaufman
Hari_Nezumi
and CrunchyCheese.

I hate choosing. I'm fetching some freinds...

-Chaplin-

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

BTC 31: What's the world coming to? by mad_matt 6-19-05

I saw a pregnant 12 year old today It's good to see young women starting families. Most of them are so career obsessed. Her pimp was telling her it had better be a girl, so she can work for him when she grows up. It's nice when people carry on the family trade. He said he'd lost so much income through her pregnancy he hadn't been able to wash his socks in over a week. That's disturbing.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

BTC 31: This one's pretty lame by mad_matt 6-21-05

I still have no idea why you asked me out - I'm a puppet, for god's sake! That doesn't bother me, I'll sleep with anything - the other day I had sex with a cucumber! The sock-puppet tries to change the subject... So, what're you making for dinner? Salad That's disturbing

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

It is June 21st and I'm playing Destroy All Humans.
I had some trouble so I secretly invited 2 of my freinds to help decide.

Psychologist(Freind from school) and MDMM (Showed me the site)

Some know Psychologist from his bad try at phychology humor.
And MDMM well he just F***ing just failed.

Now to the judging...

3rd: Kaufman's great disturbing humor with Kennedy. Sorry you diddn't win but I think its because I diddn't know who the F*** Ted Kennedy is.
Yet still funny.
"We BTC, You decide"

2nd:Scyess' awesome yet disturbing look on Jon's life. Great humor but sadly lost by a hair..
"Disturbing"

1st:Hari_Nezumi's amazing disturbing humor on old lady and their...love of orgys. You won. You will make BTC 32.
You won by a hair. MDMM loved the word orgy so that kinda brought your score up.
"BTC31: More Disturbing Than A Talking Sock?"

Thanks to all who participated and those who did not win...
Don't hurt me.

-Chaplin-
P.S thanks again Inflatable...

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

congrats! ready for the next shot.

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Kinda funny that a comic using the word "orgy" also "won by a hair". Made me ask, "what sort of hair was it...?"

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

pubic

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"I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Espcially since I rule." -Randel,Clerks

so, I guess I came in 4th? I hereby give myself the honorable mention consolation prize

Wait, this is just a case of Vienna Sausages and some coupons for Tofu Hut.

Honorable Mention sucks.

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

BTTW: Public Broadcasting Services. by crabby 6-21-05

I'm just a high school kid. I don't know the first thing about the proper procedure for the pull out method. You make me sick. Didn't you read any of the literature I gave you? That was a biblical pamphlet that you picked up from a deranged homeless person. He told me his name was Stan Howten and I must become impregnated with a child. Thats disturbing!