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areallystupidguy
June 8, 2005 9:40 PM

Today me and Okay uncovered a horrible truth. We put a small team of raisins, not too many, into the microwave and started them going for 30 seconds. In under 10 seconds, they lit on fire and turned into grapes. No joke. Try it. We find something...shall we say, horribly wrong with a food product bursting into flame as though it was coated with kerosene, so we encourage none of you to ever get within five feet of a raisin for the rest of your life. It could have deadly consequences.

Do the right thing, for yourselves and for the world.

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umfumdisi June 8, 2005 9:48 PM	Were these European or African Raisins?
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Spankling June 8, 2005 9:57 PM	African... No! European! AAAAAAHHHGHGG!!!
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biped June 8, 2005 9:58 PM	Thanks to your post, I've begun eating raisins again.
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BigFrank105 June 8, 2005 10:57 PM	Raisins scare me.
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biped June 9, 2005 12:05 AM
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BigFrank105 June 9, 2005 8:47 AM	That's why. The California Raisins threatened to rape me once.
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PhreakyChinchilla June 9, 2005 12:54 PM	Were they Jewish Raisins? I heard those can't take the heat. (OK OK IT WAS A JOKE, RELAX)
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ivytheplant June 9, 2005 4:50 PM	Oddly enough, for the first time in a long time I had raisins today. But they were covered in chocolate. Does it still count?
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NooniePuuBunny June 9, 2005 7:20 PM	quote: Oddly enough, for the first time in a long time I had raisins today. But they were covered in chocolate. Does it still count? Chocolate cancels out all evil in raisins. It also gives 2d+1 defense against zombies, rabid halflings, and strawberries.
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little_kitty June 9, 2005 10:17 PM	what if someone eats raisins, and then walks into a fire... would the raisins catch on fire inside of their stomach?
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DragonXero June 9, 2005 10:35 PM	I'd say the raisins would be the last of your concern at that point.
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EvilZak June 9, 2005 11:49 PM	She didn't say it was she that caught fire.
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BigFrank105 June 10, 2005 9:36 AM	Raisinettes are God's way of telling humanity that he loves us. Raisinettes are the greatest foodstuff ever created.
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Tterb June 10, 2005 11:27 AM	Sadly my friend's cousin was killed by raisins that went into flames after they were eaten.
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flipynif1 June 10, 2005 11:35 AM	Here's another test to try: Get about 4 eggs, put them in the microwave on high for ten minutes. The eggs will burst into flames and turn into chickens, it's amazing.
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jes_lawson June 10, 2005 12:52 PM	I heard a Bush administration adviser significantly altered a scientific report warning of the level danger presented by raisins* Wait, does this mean if I drink wine I'm liable to explode if I walk under electrical pylons?
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NooniePuuBunny June 10, 2005 7:09 PM	quote: I heard a Bush administration adviser significantly altered a scientific report warning of the level danger presented by raisins* Wait, does this mean if I drink wine I'm liable to explode if I walk under electrical pylons? Quite possibly. When will kids learn that grapes aren't a joke?!!!
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biped June 10, 2005 10:43 PM	quote: When will kids learn that grapes aren't a joke?!!! October 14, 2039.
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BigFrank105 June 10, 2005 10:47 PM	wow... biped can see into the future? What will I be doing 5 years from now, Oh great seer?
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biped June 10, 2005 10:56 PM	You will still be making grape-jokes.
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areallystupidguy June 11, 2005 12:00 AM	What about me?
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biped June 11, 2005 7:20 AM	quote: What about me? On June 11, 2010, all of the love you currently have for Ray Stevens will suddenly and inexplicably be transferred to Boris Karloff.
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DragonXero June 11, 2005 7:47 AM	quote: quote: What about me? On June 11, 2010, all of the love you currently have for Ray Stevens will suddenly and inexplicably be transferred to Boris Karloff. Shortly thereafter, you will be confronted by a very angry Ray Stevens who feels betrayed and hurt by your callous disregard of his emotions. You will be killed in a jealous rage.
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mandingo June 11, 2005 8:32 AM	quote: Sadly my friend's cousin was killed by raisins that went into flames after they were eaten. My grandad, like many of yours I'm sure, fought in the Great Raisin Wars. And for what? So you people could sit here and make jokes? Laugh it up, people. Meanwhile what are the raisins doing? They're organizing. They're preparing. They're coming.
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umfumdisi June 11, 2005 8:37 PM	quote: My grandad, like many of yours I'm sure, fought in the Great Raisin Wars. And for what? So you people could sit here and make jokes? Laugh it up, people. Meanwhile what are the raisins doing? They're organizing. They're preparing. They're coming. And their favorite movie is Raisin Arizona.
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mandingo June 11, 2005 10:34 PM	quote: And their favorite movie is Raisin Arizona. It's even been reported that that movie's their raisin d'etre, so to speak. (I heard it through the grapevine.)
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DragonXero June 11, 2005 11:09 PM	You better watch out Mandingo, Kaufman is very territorial about his role as "king of the puns" on Stripcreator. You better not be raisin' his ire.
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mandingo June 12, 2005 12:19 AM	If I do, will he wine?
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kaufman June 12, 2005 8:44 AM	I don't have to. I've already won this battle. To paraphrase Julius Caesar, Veni vidi vitaceae. (I came, I saw, I concord.)
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ivytheplant June 12, 2005 1:58 PM	quote: I don't have to. I've already won this battle. To paraphrase Julius Caesar, Veni vidi vitaceae. (I came, I saw, I concord.) That pun was so awesome it just obliterated Ohio.
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mandingo June 12, 2005 2:43 PM	quote: I don't have to. I've already won this battle. To paraphrase Julius Caesar, Veni vidi vitaceae. (I came, I saw, I concord.) You expect me to buy that whining as a pun? If so, you need to become a much better whine seller.
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KajunFirefly June 13, 2005 10:28 AM	Next person to make a raisin-related pun gets banned.
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EvilZak June 13, 2005 12:32 PM	Just like that guy who created Grape Factory.
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umfumdisi June 13, 2005 8:31 PM	quote: Next person to make a raisin-related pun gets banned. What're you trying to do, prune the population of stripcreator?
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mandingo June 14, 2005 10:40 AM	He's just mad that he wasn't allowed to keep the word grape on the obscenity filter. Yes, he's full of sour gr [BANNED]
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not_Scyess June 14, 2005 11:12 AM	I think Kajun is sewing the seeds of discontent because he prefers dried humor.
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mandingo June 14, 2005 11:34 AM	Don't be so hard on him. To err is human, to forgive, digrape.
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kaufman June 14, 2005 11:48 AM	Don't aggrevate Kajun. If he deletes this thread, it's unmade.
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KajunFirefly June 15, 2005 11:25 AM	BANZAI!
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UnknownEric June 15, 2005 12:14 PM	Who's raisin' a ruckus in here?
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DragonXero June 15, 2005 7:10 PM	I think it's about time we started raisin' the bar on this forum.
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mandingo June 16, 2005 5:00 AM	Prunes it is then.
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HCRoyall June 16, 2005 6:20 AM	I was expecting some juicy stuff in here, but so far the fighting's been pretty dry. Well, until that Kajun guy started raisin hell about puns and banning.
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