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Zaster
June 23, 2005 3:46 PM

Look -- I know you people like to run your mouths. So which one of you chuckleheads cares to back up all the tough talk with a little chin music? Just name the time an place and I will quit my job, buy an airplane ticket, fly out to the place you specify, and wait for your punk ass to show up!

You'll know me as soon as you see me. I'll be the guy totally kicking your ass, with like five different styles of kung-fu and jujitsu all rolled into one. You'll think you just walked into a fist hurricane, fucker.

So how about it, tough guy. C'mon; time and place. My foot is halfway out the door right now. I'll fuck you up.

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matclarke June 23, 2005 3:54 PM	July 5th 6:00pm 7451 Pan American FRWY Albuquerque, NM 87109
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Zaster June 23, 2005 4:01 PM	I'll be there! And don't even think of not showing up, 'cause I will wait there as long as it takes. It just kills me to have to wait so long to fuck you up, but I guess I can pass the time by smashing cinderblocks with my bare fists!
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Zaster June 23, 2005 4:26 PM	Anyone else? C'mon, let's dance!
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niteowl June 23, 2005 4:30 PM	quote: July 5th 6:00pm You two should set the date for the 4th. Beating the fuck outta someone is the American way to celebrate its independence.
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Zaster June 23, 2005 4:55 PM	I expect the fight to look something like this:
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FinnNYC June 23, 2005 7:17 PM	matclarke, you may want to be prepaired: How to lose a fight so the other guy goes to jail
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HCRoyall June 23, 2005 10:16 PM	July 15, 10 AM local time Kuwait City International Airport Right outside the second-floor Starbucks.
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mandingo June 23, 2005 10:22 PM	i'll woop all your asses using only line breaks and horizontal rules!
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mandingo June 23, 2005 10:23 PM	[br][hr][hr][hr][br][br][hr][hr][br][br][br][hr][hr][hr]
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mandingo June 23, 2005 10:23 PM	and thats just the hard bag. wait till we actually tussle.
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Zaster
June 24, 2005 3:54 AM

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July 15, 10 AM local time
Kuwait City International Airport
Right outside the second-floor Starbucks.

I'll be there, whether or not Mat shows up for his beatdown. Now a flight to Kuwait is gonna cost me, plus I have to go through all the hassle of getting a passport on short notice. If I can't afford the ticket home I'll probably end up working in a strange land where I don't know the language, shoveling camel dung for a living year after year. So I'm counting on you to show up and make all of this worth my while!

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HCRoyall June 24, 2005 4:40 AM	If I can't make it I'll make sure a 6'3" 220 pound Marine shows up just to make sure you didn't come over here for nothing.
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matclarke June 24, 2005 6:22 AM	I'll show up. Thatâ€™s funny; weight and height mentioned are strangely familiar.
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flipynif1 June 24, 2005 10:30 AM	July 17 Bottom of the Tar Pits
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BigFrank105 June 24, 2005 11:22 AM	ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLENGE??? Zaster, there's only one way to do this. You versus me, on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago in the middle of a wild thunderstorm at night. That's the only way. LET'S GET IT ON!!!
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not_Scyess June 24, 2005 11:55 AM	August 1 House of Mirrors I'll be the one wearing your clothing and having a haircut just like yours.
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Zaster
June 24, 2005 5:06 PM

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Zaster, there's only one way to do this. You versus me, on top of the Sears Tower in Chicago in the middle of a wild thunderstorm at night. That's the only way. LET'S GET IT ON!!!

Yeah baby! Let me call Spike TV. I think we can get some air time for this one.

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August 1
House of Mirrors

I'll be the one wearing your clothing and having a haircut just like yours.

Which house of mirrors? You son of a bitch -- trying to cop my threads and my bitchin' hairdo? This calls for war. Bring a tire iron 'cause I'll sure have one!

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mandingo June 24, 2005 5:25 PM	tonight Lou's Tavern basement don't tell anyone (especially Lou) i'll lay out the groundrules when you get there
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NooniePuuBunny June 24, 2005 7:59 PM	10:00 PM Eastern Standard Time Pisgah Middle School The secret pool on top of "A" Building. Bring watershoes, a ladder, and a large can of cheez whiz.
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little_kitty June 24, 2005 10:03 PM	3:30PM CST, June 30th Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Western Development Museum You get 10 points for pronouncing the province name correctly, and another 10 points if you can find it on a map without help.
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FinnNYC June 25, 2005 6:27 AM	September 8th, 2005 noon San Antonio, TX The Alamo in the basement bring it
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niteowl June 25, 2005 6:43 AM	Pfft. Zaster just doing this so he can rack up frequent flyer miles.
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Zaster
June 25, 2005 7:52 PM

My dance card is getting pretty full here. That's OK though. I'm so totally going to kick your asses that it's like I've already kicked them. Seriously; check your mirror for bruises.

My battle with Mandingo didn't go well, but only because I found his "Greco-Roman wrestling only" stipulation very limiting. The exlusively male, leather-clad bar patrons all rooting him on were very distracting as well.

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BigFrank105 June 25, 2005 8:24 PM	Here we go Zaster, I got the official date set: July 13th - 2:00 AM Chicago, IL Rooftop of the Sears Tower It will be rainy, windy, and stormy. We will fight with swords and you MUST talk in an evil british accent.
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Tterb June 25, 2005 9:06 PM	I would pay to see this shit.
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matclarke June 25, 2005 11:46 PM	I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches. I've had my ass kicked. I've kicked some ass. A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down. But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have.
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crabby June 25, 2005 11:50 PM	Who are you?
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mandingo
June 26, 2005 1:41 AM

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My battle with Mandingo didn't go well, but only because I found his "Greco-Roman wrestling only" stipulation very limiting. The exlusively male, leather-clad bar patrons all rooting him on were very distracting as well.

the first rule of the leather-clad bar patrons is you do not talk about the leather-clad bar patrons except for the purposes of explaining about the leather-clad bar patrons that you do not talk about the leather-clad bar patrons

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I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. ... Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches. I've had my ass kicked.

i've got $20 on Zaster

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matclarke June 26, 2005 9:20 AM	Blah Blah. No need to talk. Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my motherfucking time.
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mandingo June 26, 2005 3:04 PM	i bet you got a bloody nose just from being confrontational
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Zaster June 27, 2005 5:15 PM	quote: I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches. I've had my ass kicked. I've kicked some ass. A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down. But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have. Oh, sweet jezuz, I'm gonna die.
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ivytheplant June 27, 2005 5:36 PM	July 13 8PM My dad's house Bruno Ridge, Arkansas Paramedic service provided. Can I combine this with the date if I win it?
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mandingo
June 27, 2005 11:32 PM

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I hate talking shit! I've had my jaw fractured. Lost about 20 lbs in 3 months. Been jumped. Never been shot. Had my head slammed into a cement slab. 25 stitches.
I've had my ass kicked.
I've kicked some ass.
A little past the fighting stage, but still young and big enough to throw down.
But if its a fight you want, its a fight you shall have.
Oh, sweet jezuz, I'm gonna die.

maybe you should change tactics from how you fought me. or at least add something to it - maybe fetal position with deathclaw, for instance, or fetal position kick of thunder

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HCRoyall June 27, 2005 11:41 PM	Dammit, mandingo! You're telling him all of MY strategies!
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mandingo June 28, 2005 4:55 PM	i din't tell him about the leg grabbing and pleading woops
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DragonXero July 1, 2005 2:15 AM	Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though. [grovel] And yes, I'm stepping on your turf, Spankling. You wanna go? I can lick more boots than you ever could!
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HCRoyall July 1, 2005 2:23 AM	Ooooh, a throwdown for the Most Submissive!
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UnknownEric July 1, 2005 8:02 AM	quote: Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a Catholic school uniform though. [grovel] I updated it for my tastes.
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NooniePuuBunny July 2, 2005 6:25 PM	quote: Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though. [grovel] And yes, I'm stepping on your turf, Spankling. You wanna go? I can lick more boots than you ever could! ~_~# Busted.
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matclarke July 5, 2005 9:38 AM	I'm the one telling you how it is.
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HCRoyall July 5, 2005 11:47 PM	quote: I'm the one telling you how it is. I'm the one telling you how it was.
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mandingo July 6, 2005 12:25 AM	quote: quote: I'm the one telling you how it is. I'm the one telling you how it was. i thought that was Walter Cronkite
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matclarke July 6, 2005 6:13 AM	Nah, it was Chilly Palmer in Get Shorty. No new stitches. This thread is dumb. Turn door knob. Bye.
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Chaplin July 6, 2005 7:04 PM	Can't we all just get along?? -Chaplin-
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HCRoyall July 7, 2005 12:50 AM	quote: Can't we all just get along?? -Chaplin- NO!!
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mandingo July 7, 2005 1:51 AM	quote: Can't we all just get along?? -Chaplin- Charlie Chaplin said that? i thought it was Cronkite
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fatguy667 July 9, 2005 11:37 PM	quote: Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though. quote] Why not just say-Dress as Catwoman and make me call you mistess?
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mandingo
July 10, 2005 1:54 AM

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Any women wanna come kick my ass? You have to wear a leather catsuit and promise to make me call you "mistress" though.
Why not just say-Dress as Catwoman and make me call you mistess?

because then he wouldnt get to say ass. and ass is a very important word. don't you think ass is a very important word, fatguy? i think ass is a very important word, fatguy. though there are some that believe that when you read that particular word (ass), in fact EVERY TIME you read that particular word (ass), or even see the assterisks that obscenity filter out that word (ass), that your soul dies a little and jesus's ass is is made to hang another million years on the cross, just because some dumb ass used the word ass

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fatguy667 July 10, 2005 2:54 PM	Fine mandingo. I missed saying that. SO why not say-Dress as catwoman, kick my ass, and then make me call you mistress? Make you happy mandingo?
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