Go directly to Hell. Do not pass Heaven, do not collect eternal salvation.

I'm going to spin off the last OPC a little. The rules are (somewhat) simple (minded):

1. Make a one panel comic that either features Satan, the demon character, or the Hell background.

2. Aternatively, you can NOT put anything that is listed in Rule #1 and instead write a comic with the characters directly referring to Hell.

3. There is no rule 3.

Judging wil be Tuesday, July 5th

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

One Panel Comic #6: starring Phil Laak as death

this is hell? you're kidding, right? it looks like an office building. it is an office building. very nice one in fact. good cafeteria on the 3rd floor. nice tv room on 8. pool and sauna on 17. but you'll find there are no stairwells and all the elevators play wang chung

by mandingo, 6-26-05

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what if nigger meant kite

OPC 6: Welcome to Hell by mad_matt 6-26-05

Welcome to Hell one-arm. (snigger) Laugh all you want, but have you ever joined the mile-high club, while actually FLYING the plane?

OPC 6: Bad Luck by mad_matt 6-26-05

What the Hell am I doing here? I'm sorry, you're a Catholic. The correct answer was "Jehova's Witness"

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

OPC #6: Popular Hell-Buddies

Hi, I'm Britney Spears, and I wanna fuck you senseless. NOOOO!!! I'M STILL STRAIGHT, BUT MY DICK IS GAY!!! MY DIIICK IS GAAAAY!!!

by biped, 6-26-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

my first OPC:Drawinger's demise by drawinger 6-26-05

Why am I going to hell? For even ATTEMPTING to enter an OPC.

it's only moderatly funny...

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R and R

Go away, man. I'm on vacation.

by niteowl, 6-26-05

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

666 Channels and Nothing's On

Up next: Eternal marathon of "Full House"

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

A-O-Hell

Welcome! You have mail!

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

Ich bin eine Kartoffel, Ja.

Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

OPC #6: Evil Yummies

So...what are we supposed to eat here? You have an unlimited choice of "Hot-To-Go" items from any of the 7-Elevens you will find every fifty feet here, free of charge. MWAH-HAHAHAHA!!!

by biped, 6-27-05

OPC #6: Shop Till You Drop

So...where do we go shopping for stuff here? You get one hour per week at a Super Wal-Mart in Butte, Montana. But you'll be a midget, so your nose will be in the "fart zone" the whole time. MWAH-HAHAHAAHA!!!

by biped, 6-27-05

OPC #6: The Mummy's Curse

So, uh...do we get to...you know...have sex here? Why, of course! Every weekend, I'll turn you into Jackie Stallone's male prostitute's penis. MWAH-HAHAHAHAHA!!!

by biped, 6-27-05

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Demon, Cthulhu, whatever.

I have no desire to run the next comp, so in the off chance I win please pick another winner or just give it to biped for "Popular Hell-Buddies".

Feline Psychology

It was a tense moment as Mittens had to decide if his desire not to be eaten outweighed his desire to play with the dangly things on the stranger's chin.

by Injokester, 7-02-05

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

OPC #6: upper atmosphere class

what do you mean 'welcome to heaven, the penis enlarger pill and VIP entrance are on your left.' i'm a righteous man! if this is heaven, i will very much enjoy its opposite! SEND ME TO HELL, GOOD MAN! welcome to hell, the sphincter contractor pill and employee entrance are on your right.

by mandingo, 7-04-05

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what if nigger meant kite

And now to judge.

In last place is mandingo, for mentioning the soul-searing awfulness that is Wang Chung.

Six place goes to Injokester. His comic didn't really meet the contest criteria (I don't consider an Elder God to be a demon) but it was still pretty damn funny.

5th place to drawinger, for being true to life.

4th place to mad_matt for the line "I'm sorry, you're Catholic. The correct answer was Jehovah's Witness."

3rd place to niteowl for R&R. I can imagine that happening.

2nd place to biped for Popular Hell-Buddies. The perfect Hell.

And the winner of this OPC goes to:

NOONIE! For this comic:

Ich bin eine Kartoffel, Ja.

Frohlichte Weinachten und eine gluckliches neues Jahr!!

by NooniePuuBunny, 6-26-05

I didn't understand a word of this, but it was so absurd I giggled to myself for hours after looking at it.

Hooray for Noonie and nuts to the rest of you. Now git, and start the next OPC!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OMG!!!!!! I GOT 5th!!!!!! NOT BAD!! OMG!!!

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Hmm... I knew I forgot to check a thread. Well, better late than never, no?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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And now to judge.

In last place is mandingo, for mentioning the soul-searing awfulness that is Wang Chung.

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And now to judge.

In last place is mandingo, for mentioning the soul-searing awfulness that is Wang Chung.

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Wang Chung is one of my all-time favorite groups.

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