It literally came down to a coin toss between him and mandingo, but drawinger wins this BTC for his entry:
The rest of you get Honorable Mentions. Except for biped, who wins the prestigious Terry Award and a lifetime supply of online Rice-a-roni. I would post a picture of the Terry Award, but it is so prestigious only those awarded it are allowed to see it.
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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.