Welcome to FTC #67. You all should know the drill by now, but if not...here's the deal:

The goal of this competition is to add text to the last panel.
You are finishing the comic by adding a punchline.
Copy the first two panels EXACTLY. They are not to be changed under any circumstances.

The rules for the 3rd panel:

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional rules:
No Photoshopped entries.
Make me laugh. If you don't, expect a visit from a couple of Mafia hitmen who will beat the funny out of you.

As an added bonus, and a way to hopefully get more people to enter this contest, I have provided you with 2 templates:
/comics/niteowl/296254/
/comics/niteowl/296259/

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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Judging in a week or so. Remember when FTCs used to have all kinds of awards given out? It's back. ALL awards to be given out if there are enough entries.

Get to it!

Your 1up bonus question!

We are coming up on comic #300,000...so answer this:

Which SC user made comic #250,000?

Note: there are various ways to find out who made the comic, none of which I'll reveal to you.

why you did good sir

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=250000

all glory to areallystupidguy and evil_d who posted in a topic of mine

What the heck. (Fingers crossed and hope for the best.)
296283
Oh yeah, for the bonus question: I think it was Saronda. I don't know for sure. This is an approximate guess.

/comics/biped/296302/
/comics/biped/296301/

/comics/HCRoyall/296323/
/comics/HCRoyall/296324/

296329
296331

/comics/mandingo/296333/
/comics/mandingo/296334/

if this ends like last contest, i'm coming for all you bitches

/comics/flipynif1/296364/

/comics/flipynif1/296367/

/comics/mandingo/296481/

i was tempted to post this one but i figured if my obvious joke in the last contest brought it to a screeching halt, then this not so obvious one would send the entire site crashing to its knees

296506

yah this kindof doesn't follow my formula but its retarted which is another plus

/comics/arbi/296395/

/comics/Hari_Nezumi/296699/

/comics/qwertyuio/296871/

/comics/mrpoop/296894/

/comics/Hari_Nezumi/296902/

I haven't done one of these in forever.

/comics/Scyess/297062/
/comics/Scyess/297056/
/comics/Scyess/297059/
/comics/Scyess/297057/
/comics/Scyess/297063/

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I haven't done one of these in forever.

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/comics/mad_matt/297139/

/comics/mad_matt/297140/

/comics/flipynif1/297141/

/comics/mandingo/297138/
/comics/mandingo/297149/
/comics/mandingo/297169/

quote:

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/comics/flipynif1/297141/

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thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

quote:

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thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

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That's just regular old hungover me. The wisdom comes from boredom and the chasing with knives comes from this crappy little town. Man i need to remove the 1 from my name.....i'm just flipynif

quote:

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thanks

Unless you are being sarcastic, and in that case

I stand by my gratitude

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And here, my fellow comic makers, is my second entry.
297289
And here is the finalised answer I'm giving to the bonus question: /comics/niteowl/250000/

You've all been judged.

Judging a contest right away when I wake up in the morning is great, because that means I haven't read the paper or watched the news so my mind isn't filled with depressing things like war and stuff. Plus, I don't work on Fridays so I'm not annoyed by work related junk today. I've judged you all with a clear and fresh state of mind. Because of this, I thought there were some excellent entries to this contest. Anyway, enough of my yackin'...whaddya say, let's boogie!

Best Use of Airplane! Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/296481/

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:
/comics/Scyess/297056/

Most Political

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
/comics/arbi/296395/

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:
/comics/Scyess/297063/

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:
/comics/Scyess/297059/

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
/comics/biped/296302/
Space Shuttle commanders are geeky, right? Excluding the movie "Armageddon", of course.

Most Sexual

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
/comics/flipynif1/296367/

Most Ironic

Goes to: mrpoop

For the Comic:
/comics/mrpoop/296894/
I find it ironic that a non-smoker would apply for a job at Philip Morris.

Best Pun

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/297169/

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
/comics/flipynif1/296364/

Most Obscure A.K.A. the "WTF?" Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/297149/

The Tobor Award For funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: no one, I didn't see one single SC in-joke.

Best Title

Goes to: Hari_Nezumi

For the Comic:
/comics/Hari_Nezumi/296699/

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: qwertyuio

For the Comic:
/comics/qwertyuio/296871/

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: fatguy667

For the Comic:
/comics/fatguy667/297289/

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
/comics/arbi/296395/
There were quite a few spelling errors in this batch of entries, but this one sticks out the most.

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: flipynif1

For the Comic:
/comics/flipynif1/296364/

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/296333/

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/297138/

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: little_kitty

For the Comic:
/comics/little_kitty/296329/

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: mrpoop

For the Comic:
/comics/mrpoop/296894/

Psychic Award

Goes to: mandingo

For the Comic:
/comics/mandingo/296334/

My comic was:
/comics/niteowl/297901/

Close enough.

Bonus Award

Goes to: mandingo

Good job! Now get back under my desk and finish the job you were hired to do.

Creativity Award

Goes to: biped

For the Comic:
/comics/biped/296301/

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: Scyess

For the Comic:
/comics/Scyess/297057/
You magnificent bastard.

Thanks to all who entered. Take it away, Scyess!

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Psychic Award

Goes to: mandingo

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Q. Who hosts the next comic:
A. Host is winner of these awards in priority from first to last, if any cannot fulfill their duties:
1) Zinger award
2) Creativity award
3) Silver In Excellence
4) Host picks a winner

Hmm. It's been two days since I judged this, and still no sign of Scyess. He's got until 8pm CST Monday to start a new contest or at least respond to this thread. If he does not, Biped gets the honor of hosting FTC 68.