Welcome to FTC #67. You all should know the drill by now, but if not...here's the deal:

The goal of this competition is to add text to the last panel.
You are finishing the comic by adding a punchline.
Copy the first two panels EXACTLY. They are not to be changed under any circumstances.

The rules for the 3rd panel:

You MAY NOT use different characters

You MAY NOT use different backgrounds for the last panel

You MAY use different poses

You MAY flip direction of characters

You MAY use replace characters with objects in the props directory

Additional rules:
No Photoshopped entries.
Make me laugh. If you don't, expect a visit from a couple of Mafia hitmen who will beat the funny out of you.

As an added bonus, and a way to hopefully get more people to enter this contest, I have provided you with 2 templates:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67 Template A']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67 Template B']

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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Judging in a week or so. Remember when FTCs used to have all kinds of awards given out? It's back. ALL awards to be given out if there are enough entries.

Get to it!

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Your 1up bonus question!

We are coming up on comic #300,000...so answer this:

Which SC user made comic #250,000?

Note: there are various ways to find out who made the comic, none of which I'll reveal to you.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

why you did good sir

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=250000

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what if nigger meant kite

all glory to areallystupidguy and evil_d who posted in a topic of mine

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what if nigger meant kite

What the heck. (Fingers crossed and hope for the best.)
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
Oh yeah, for the bonus question: I think it was Saronda. I don't know for sure. This is an approximate guess.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Og 'n' Olga']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Totally Honest Ed']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Entry 1']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Entry 2']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 Exit to Eden']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 Honesty is the Best Pielecy.']

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

[Click to view comic: 'ftc67']
[Click to view comic: 'ftc67: if only there were lowercase numbers']

if this ends like last contest, i'm coming for all you bitches

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67, Family is happy time']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 - understanding']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'ftc 67: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.']

i was tempted to post this one but i figured if my obvious joke in the last contest brought it to a screeching halt, then this not so obvious one would send the entire site crashing to its knees

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'the boss and the hopeful prospect']

yah this kindof doesn't follow my formula but its retarted which is another plus

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i have alot on my mind, and alot of gun in my hand

[Click to view comic: 'ftc 67 - for great justice.']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67: Tampax fits. Period.']

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

[Click to view comic: 'And you're a Rocket Queen']

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I think it's time I had a talk with my kids. I'll just tell 'em what my daddy told me: YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT TO NOTHIN'

[Click to view comic: 'FTC #67']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC# 67: Bee Happy, Bee Healthy']

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I haven't done one of these in forever.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Traps!']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Finish This Comic and Finish It']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Bad Habits']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: I Do']
[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Farenheight Two : Oh Oh']

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"Old" is the old new.

hopefully you wont go another forever increment before doing more because Traps! and I Do were both great

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'FTC67: Job Interview']

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67: Job Interview II']

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 67 - Num NUms']

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I dumb :D

[Click to view comic: 'FINISH YOUR OWN DAMN COMIC, SLACKER']
[Click to view comic: 'oh for fucksake']
[Click to view comic: 'if i just sucked your mom's dick,who should be more ashamed?']

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what if nigger meant kite

Bahaha, now this is some serious funny...