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Batman created by Bob Kane

She's cute, in a cute way, not a sex way.

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It's grime time.

Now Emma Watson... her I'd do.

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I has a flavor!

Oh Emma watson, sexy thang. She's still young at 14, but give her time.

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Poo perhaps?

Heh heh. "Fanning".

Deep down I have to wonder when Macaulay Culkin is going to turn 11. Did you see him on TV talking about Michael Jackson? Doesn't look a day older.

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It's grime time.

I'd hit it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have no idea who any of these people are.

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Dad was flammable

Aparently they are people too young to "legally" have sex with

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I dumb :D

well "legally" your also not supposed to jay walk, record shows on to VHS or have sex with coma victims

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what if nigger meant kite

Dakota Fanning looks sorta creepy anyway.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Get them to come to Canada. Age of consent is 14.

Emma Watson's at least that age.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I had to do a Google search to find out who Dakota Fanning is. As soon as I found a picture, I remembered that I'd been meaning to add dcom to my favorites list.

This forum is Fights Go Here, not Child Molestors Masturbate Here. Ask Brad, maybe he'll add it.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

When is Christina Ricci going to be legal? Rowwwrrr...

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

She's 25. Go for it!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

She's 25. Go for it!

Looks like I gotta go dust off the old stalkin' shoes.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Dakota Fanning's cool because she doesn't have dimples. It seems like when people hire child stars they instantly say to themselves: "UNDIMPLES = UNCOOL!" I'll never find out what people like so much about the dopey dimples of sadness and deconstructed realities.

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It's grime time.

What about Pfieffer? She looked quite sexy in a skin tight cat suit and a whip... AT least in my opinion she did. Not so much as she does as the alter ego:

But, walla! Put on the catsuit, and....

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

Christina Ricci's powerful forehead will crack you open like a walnut.

Beware the forehead.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

quote:

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But, walla!

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She's 25. Go for it!

Looks like I gotta go dust off the old stalkin' shoes.

Back off, I've aleady got dibs on that tree outside her bedroom window! You can stalk Natalie Portman.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I'm more of a Skye Sweetnam fan myself

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Poo perhaps?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.