Any newbies interested in a baptism of fire?

I reckon if you can make people laugh with the two default asian girls and no background, you're on to a winner. As I'm relatively new here myself, I'll start us off with this one. It's not a contest, just a good practice.

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I'm sure somebody can do better than that.

I don't think the asiangirls are underused. They're in far more strips than, say, the elephant, the fly or the Civil War characters.

And as soon as I've said that, I look through my comics and notice I haven't got a single one with just the two girls (not that I could find, anyway)! Maybe you're right after all.

This one has a background but I think it's the only one I've done with the default girls...

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And DrPedantic can just bite me about cocaine not being a crop.

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I don't think the asiangirls are underused. They're in far more strips than, say, the elephant, the fly or the Civil War characters.

And as soon as I've said that, I look through my comics and notice I haven't got a single one with just the two girls (not that I could find, anyway)! Maybe you're right after all.

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Or, worse, no backgrounds, no text and no Asian girls! There are actually several strips like that.

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Or, worse, no backgrounds, no text and no Asian girls! There are actually several strips like that.

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That one's at least got a title which justifies the content, though.

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OK, shoot me now.

BANG!.

Actually, I kind of like that strip. However, you did technically use backgrounds.

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Or was that supposed to be gingivitis?

I just took the various symbols in the narration to represent the sounds you make when you're suffering from halitosis.

My first contribution to the recent "putrid pile of arse" thread used the default Asian girls and no background. I won't post it, because... uh... I have my reasons... *ponder*

Actually the yellow strip is plaque, and the symbols represent evil smelling bacteria.

Here's one, a sucky one.

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I suspect kaufman is the only one who might be able to derive meaning from that one.

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Or ...

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technically it is

just its refined for use

a friend of mine walked through cuztoms recently stuffed full of cocaine merely because it hasnt been refined yet

you can also drink it in tea form, prepared like the leaves

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NastyPope and crabby both did excellent Asian girl strips as per my rules for their round in Comic Cup III. I was more partial to crabby's, myself and had there been a tie, that's where I would have placed my vote. C'mon guys, show us your asian girl strips!

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technically it is

just its refined for use

a friend of mine walked through cuztoms recently stuffed full of cocaine merely because it hasnt been refined yet

you can also drink it in tea form, prepared like the leaves

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Well, I think DrPedantic would probably say that coca is the crop and cocaine is an extract from coca leaves. Cocaine is merely one of the products that can be extracted from coca leaves.

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Sorry, Gabe.

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I have a lot more, but I'm too lazy to show them.

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I like this one better, Thomas.

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Ah, found the one I was looking for. I really like this one...

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I still haven't come up with anything funny using just the default characters and the default background. But I did come up with this interesting observation. (Notice I didn't say funny observation.)

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I don't remember if the rules allowed Narration...

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Darn it!! I put in the wrong comic number before - this is the Asian Girls one:

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Well, I am glad you put in the wrong number - that is probably the only funny joke I have seen using that tiresome old "whazzup" gag. No small achievement, well done. :)

I like this one, too...

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Hey, is your name taken from the Pink Floyd song "Not Now John"?

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Just bumping this thread as I do occasionally.

Anybody else notice that the "asian girl" on the right looks more like an indian maiden? I think I truely am the only one that notices that.

lbh ur gay dont post here no more

Now that sebra has posted in this thread, it is officially the...

What? I'm gay? I hope my wife doesn't find out.

i am a stripcreator veteran

that means his penis is bigger than lbh's

yeah, but my tits are bigger

lbh loser big homo

so, what? you asking me out or something?

no im calling u gay and ur comics suck

Ya know, theres a seperate section in these forums for flaming. Why dont you go pick a fight there, "veteran"