Sorry I took so long with this template. I have a hard time thinking of these things. Well, here it is.

BTC 36: Template by biped 8-13-05

...and that's why they're all dead.

It's a crappy template, so you are allowed to submit crappy entries. However, as usual, the one that is least crappy will stand the best chance of winning.

You may change the background if you wish, but the characters and dialogue must remain the same. Photoshop is allowed, but only if you refer to it as "fartoshop" from now on.

I will judge this contest as soon as I get that tingly feeling in my butt again.

Oh, and remember...Clint Eastwood does exist. Damn, yo!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

BTC 36: Brains fall out by flipynif1 8-13-05

Dum dee dum, la la la Hey handsome would you like to have an Orgy with us beautiful nubile girls? Only if i can fuck your brains out. Do us baby. ...and that's why they're all dead.

Man i suck when i am hungover

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I dumb :D

BTC 36: have some fun before you're mirandized by mandingo 8-13-05

me  ...and that's why they're all dead.

BTC 36: needs more cowbell by mandingo 8-13-05

did you see anything? i saw my hands around his throat. i saw my hands around the witnesses throats too why'd you do it, kid? ME? I didn't do it. HE did it. HE won too many contests... ...and that's why they're all dead.

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what if nigger meant kite

I am very drunk right now

BTC (some number): Chinese not DUMB! by flipynif1 8-13-05

Me chinese me no dumb, me go suck on daddies bum Daddy goes TOOT, me go ZOOM! That's how me got home so soon! You're both FUCKING LATE! ...and that's why they're all dead.

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I dumb :D

omg lame

Once again, you guys are so lucky I'm not judging this... Because the Chinese thing would win hands down. And I don't even understand it!

BTC 36: Please contact my agents for film rights by lukket 8-14-05

I really tried to save the world. By stopping time I could change all the little injustices in the world one by one, and nobody could stop me... ... it went wrong at one point, when I saw this policeman that seemed to live outside of time and space. I had to kill all life on this planet to stop him from drawing his gun... ...and that's why they're all dead.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

BTC 36: A bit late for that, ain't it? by lukket 8-14-05

Sir, I could understand that you want to file a report? Yes, I want you to arrest the Spaniards. All of them? What did they do? They sent out conquistadores to South America and the foreign viruses and bacterias they brought easily defeated the immunity systems of the Mayans... ...and that's why they're all dead.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

well maybe if you entered one of these you could be judging, penis receptacle. if no one has told you, your a pretty funny guy/girl/cephalopod

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what if nigger meant kite

I accecpt the compliment, though i barely remeber making the comic. When I read it this morning i laughed like it was brand new to me

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I dumb :D

I entered this one thing a while back and I won. And I realized I don't really like winning. Because then I had to, like, do other stuff because of it. And it sucked. I prefer to win and get a ribbon or a plaque or something. And then that's it. I won! Okay bye now. That's what I like.

Oh, and also Lukket's was great. Take THAT, chinese one! Actually they're both great. You both win! Take THAT, other guys! Take it!

BTC 36: His First Magic by friendy 8-15-05

Long, long ago... And until you learn and master Latin, you can't leave that seashore. Years passed... Oh, God damn language, God damn sea, I wish you all were dead! ...and that's why they're all dead.

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

BTC 36: Stupid Cop by mad_matt 8-17-05

Where were you on the 12th of August 1765? What? A group of men perpetrated a bank robbery in this street on that date - do you have an alibi? Well... 2 hours later ... and that's why they're all dead. That's it, you're under arrest, smart-arse.

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I love Family Guy more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

Unless this contest picks back up, judging will take place tomorrow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

i forgot we could do fartoshop in this one

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I judge contest now.

4rd place: mandingo for "They ran into attitudechicka." I didn't really understand it but it was interesting.

3rd place: RedfeatheR for "Which one though?" The goat is funny.

2nd place: friendy for "His First Magic." Good use of the "and that's why they're all dead" idea.

1st place: flipynif 1 for "Chinese not DUMB!" I agreed with squidrabies that this comic is so stupid that it's funny.

Thank you everyone for entering. And now, let us rejoice with the drinking of the chilled beverages.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

OMG! I WON
I will have a new contest really quick..I had to miss a week of work and that's my internet connection. Kinda funny, i'm a tech at an ISP and have no Net at home (unless I am hacking)

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I dumb :D

Thanks squidrabies! :)

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troelsea at gmail dot com

i meant to comment on this but forgot

attitudechicka hates it when people use narration boxes excessively

now back to your regularly scheduled lives

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