FTC 70!!!!!!!!

rules for this one:
[list]
[*]keep everything the same, except you can flip the poses in the third panel if you want
[*]no photoshop
[*]multiple entries are fine, series aren't unless every comic fits the template
[*]no raping the other contestants! (i mean it this time!)
[/list]

here is the template:

FTC 70: Template by mandingo 8-18-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew?

i'm going to give out every dam award! every one! so if only 3 people enter, i don't give a fuck, those people are leaving here better off than the Broncos leaving Paris Hilton's room.

1Up award will go to whoever first uses the word 'cockspray' in a comic.

judging on the 28th

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that, but not the one after that, because let's face it, he won't anyway, the goddamn slacker.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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what if nigger meant kite

oh, and i'll stay out of this thread until i judge

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what if nigger meant kite

Finish this comic #70 entry by arbi 8-18-05

*"cockspray!" for the bonus. Cocks pray at the chicken chapel. Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? Sir, your reactions to Pickle-gate? Gosh, Stew, in a world without walls or fences, who needs windows or gates?

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woof

FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified by niteowl 8-19-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? Hey kid, could you help remove this pickle from my ass? Only if I get to film you eating it afterwards for my website.

:(

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle by RedfeatheR 8-20-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? So Mr. Gere, the news of you being in a pickle is inaccurate you say? Yes, quite... You see the PICKLE was in ME and the PICKLE was another GERBIL. My cockspray didn't do anything but get in his eyes resulting in blind seizers. I say anything THAT squirmy CAN’T be wro

oops, like most of you i forgot about this

i was prophetic! exactly 3 people entered! get ready for your Paris Hilton tongue bath!

first, the real ones:

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to:RedfeatheR

For the Comic:

Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle by RedfeatheR 8-20-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? So Mr. Gere, the news of you being in a pickle is inaccurate you say? Yes, quite... You see the PICKLE was in ME and the PICKLE was another GERBIL. My cockspray didn't do anything but get in his eyes resulting in blind seizers. I say anything THAT squirmy CAN’T be wro

Most Ironic

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:

FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified by niteowl 8-19-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? Hey kid, could you help remove this pickle from my ass? Only if I get to film you eating it afterwards for my website.

Best Pun

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:

Finish this comic #70 entry by arbi 8-18-05

*"cockspray!" for the bonus. Cocks pray at the chicken chapel. Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? Sir, your reactions to Pickle-gate? Gosh, Stew, in a world without walls or fences, who needs windows or gates?

Best Title

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:

FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified by niteowl 8-19-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? Hey kid, could you help remove this pickle from my ass? Only if I get to film you eating it afterwards for my website.

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the

Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle by RedfeatheR 8-20-05

Interesting news out of Hollywood today. A certain celebrity found themself in a bit of a pickle. I'm sure you've all heard about it, but now we're going to find out what you think about it. Stew Stewman asks the man on the street. Stew? So Mr. Gere, the news of you being in a pickle is inaccurate you say? Yes, quite... You see the PICKLE was in ME and the PICKLE was another GERBIL. My cockspray didn't do anything but get in his eyes resulting in blind seizers. I say anything THAT squirmy CAN’T be wro

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

they hate Richard Gere

Most Sexual

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Most Similar

Goes to: the first 2 panels of all 3 comics

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: RedfeatheR for the intentionally misspeeelled tittle

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: me!

For the he Larry us Comic: [Click to view comic: 'FTC 70: Template']

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

now for the Paris Hilton Tongue bath and ball massage:

Best Use of Python

Goes to: arbi

For just being arbi

Most Political

Goes to: niteowl

For all the little things he does each day

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: RedfeatheR

Because love means never having to say your sorry.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: arbi

For saving that orphan from the grease fire.

Most Obscure

Goes to: niteowl

For sleeping with 4 women at the same time in college.

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For once beating up the Dallas Cowboys.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: arbi

Because

he

CAN

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: nitowl and RedfeatheR

For the threesome last night. you were both quite excellent

your balls nicely massaged, back to the real ones:

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Piiiiiiiickllllllllllllllle']

Psychic Award

Goes to: me!

My comic
was:[Click to view comic: 'FTC 70: mine']

Bonus Award

Goes to: arbi

For:
[Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

Creativity Award

Goes to: nitowl

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'FTC #70: Stew is Celebrity Personified']

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
[Click to view comic: 'Finish this comic #70 entry']

congratulations, arbi! now pass me some horsey sauce and have fun with the next contest

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what if nigger meant kite

I must commend you on your ability to hand out all of the awards with only three comics to choose from. Truly, this is an event that is matched only by the release of the film "The Trial Of Billy Jack."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

thank you. i couldn't have done it without the help of the Hilton family and one Billy Jack

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what if nigger meant kite

Gosh, the zinger, and the bonus.
Best use of cockspray to steal a bonus.
I'll have a #71 up within a week.

trophy aardvark by arbi 9-03-05

We're here today with arbi, winner of the ftc#70. I'd like to thank the little people. So when are you going to have #71 ready? Uh, I'm not sure. I'm at an undislosed location outside Chicago. I just figured out how to log back in. The usual rules apply. There's a faq somewhere.

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woof

#71 template by arbi 9-03-05

Ok, here's #71. Just add text. You can change it a bit,
but too many changes may hurt your score.

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woof

FTC #71 variation on template by arbi 9-03-05

feel free to use this one instead.

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woof

You know, occasionally people actually start a new thread when they're posting one of these contest thingies.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This is like a sneak preview.I'll start a new thread soon.

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woof