FTC 70: like 69, but a little less accommodating

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mandingo
August 18, 2005 9:57 PM

FTC 70!!!!!!!!

rules for this one:

keep everything the same, except you can flip the poses in the third panel if you want
no photoshop
multiple entries are fine, series aren't unless every comic fits the template
no raping the other contestants! (i mean it this time!)

here is the template:

i'm going to give out every dam award! every one! so if only 3 people enter, i don't give a fuck, those people are leaving here better off than the Broncos leaving Paris Hilton's room.

1Up award will go to whoever first uses the word 'cockspray' in a comic.

judging on the 28th

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To whoever hosts after me:
POST THESE LINKS
AND POST THAT THE NEXT HOST SHOULD POST THESE LINKS.
... and the host after that, but not the one after that, because let's face it, he won't anyway, the goddamn slacker.
HOSTS! Read this first.
Awards List (Paste at judging)
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Post #185569

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mandingo August 18, 2005 9:59 PM	oh, and i'll stay out of this thread until i judge
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arbi August 19, 2005 11:17 AM	/comics/arbi/305347/
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niteowl August 19, 2005 9:44 PM	/comics/niteowl/305517/ quote: no raping the other contestants! (i mean it this time!) :(
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RedfeatheR August 20, 2005 7:41 PM	/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/
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mandingo
August 30, 2005 2:34 PM

oops, like most of you i forgot about this

quote:
i'm going to give out every dam award! every one! so if only 3 people enter, i don't give a fuck, those people are leaving here better off than the Broncos leaving Paris Hilton's room.

i was prophetic! exactly 3 people entered! get ready for your Paris Hilton tongue bath!

first, the real ones:

The Truth Award This would really happen

Goes to:RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Most Ironic

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:
/comics/niteowl/305517/

Best Pun

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic: /comics/arbi/305347/

Best Title

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic: /comics/niteowl/305517/

Best use of Cliches award

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the /comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Funniest Comic to Republicans

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

they hate Richard Gere

Most Sexual

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Funniest Politically Incorrect

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Most Similar

Goes to: the first 2 panels of all 3 comics

The Best at being a Bad Speller's Award WFT!?!11

Goes to: RedfeatheR for the intentionally misspeeelled tittle

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Less is good! For funny short panels

Goes to: me!

For the he Larry us Comic: /comics/mandingo/305342/

More is good! For funny long panels

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

now for the Paris Hilton Tongue bath and ball massage:

Best Use of Python

Goes to: arbi

For just being arbi

Most Political

Goes to: niteowl

For all the little things he does each day

Funniest Comic to Democrats

Goes to: RedfeatheR

Because love means never having to say your sorry.

Funniest Comic to Nerds

Goes to: arbi

For saving that orphan from the grease fire.

Most Obscure

Goes to: niteowl

For sleeping with 4 women at the same time in college.

The Tobor AwardFor funniest Inside Joke

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For once beating up the Dallas Cowboys.

Best Use of Lack of Rules

Goes to: arbi

Because

CAN

The AUUHHH award Of best use of being corny

Goes to: nitowl and RedfeatheR

For the threesome last night. you were both quite excellent

your balls nicely massaged, back to the real ones:

Bronze Award of Neatoness

Goes to: niteowl

For the Comic:
/comics/niteowl/305517/

Silver Award of Excellence

Goes to: RedfeatheR

For the Comic:
/comics/RedfeatheR/305630/

Psychic Award

Goes to: me!

My comic
was:/comics/mandingo/307681/

Bonus Award

Goes to: arbi

For:
/comics/arbi/305347/

Creativity Award

Goes to: nitowl

For the Comic:
/comics/niteowl/305517/

Zinger Award (And the next host of FTC)

Goes to: arbi

For the Comic:
/comics/arbi/305347/

congratulations, arbi! now pass me some horsey sauce and have fun with the next contest

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biped August 30, 2005 3:40 PM	I must commend you on your ability to hand out all of the awards with only three comics to choose from. Truly, this is an event that is matched only by the release of the film "The Trial Of Billy Jack."
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mandingo August 30, 2005 7:04 PM	thank you. i couldn't have done it without the help of the Hilton family and one Billy Jack
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arbi September 3, 2005 5:33 PM	Gosh, the zinger, and the bonus. Best use of cockspray to steal a bonus. I'll have a #71 up within a week. /comics/arbi/308535/
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arbi September 3, 2005 5:37 PM	/comics/arbi/308538/ Ok, here's #71. Just add text. You can change it a bit, but too many changes may hurt your score.
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arbi September 3, 2005 5:48 PM	/comics/arbi/308541/ feel free to use this one instead.
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biped September 3, 2005 9:11 PM	You know, occasionally people actually start a new thread when they're posting one of these contest thingies.
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arbi September 3, 2005 10:58 PM	This is like a sneak preview.I'll start a new thread soon.
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