Hello and welcome to World's Worst #41. Ah, 41, officially over the hill. As many of you may have guessed already, this competition's theme is:

World's Worst thing to say to someone who just turned the magical age of 40, 50, or is just plain middle-aged.

Mid-life crisis, menopause, whatever is happening, make fun of it.

No photoshopped entries.
No old comics.

I will judge next Sunday, September the 11th.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

The Golden Years

Neat! Your wrinkles almost look like a highway map of Iowa!

by HCRoyall, 9-06-05

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think I'm getting too old for this:

WW # 41: That's So Ageist by attitudechicka 9-06-05

1 I couldn't get all the candles to fit on the cake this time, so I just bought those candles shaped like the numbers 4 and 5. 2 I got you the greatest present this year. I know you're going to like it because I always see you watching those Hovaround commercials longingly. 3 I'm running to the store. Do you need some depends or something while I'm out?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

WW ??, Not that bad, really by flipynif1 9-06-05

Wow, menapause... i'll guess we'll both have to deal with it. That's right you son-of-a-bitch asshole we're BOTH gonna deal with it, I LOVE you! So, hot, so cold. I HATE YOU, let's get it on baby. Did I forget to mention taht I knocked up our daughter?

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I dumb :D

WW 41: heh heh by mandingo 9-06-05

hi, grandma. how was your knitting class? did you have a... GRIM REAPER! ! WHERE WHERE?? heh heh Todd, don't do that to me. you know i'm afraid of dying sorry, grandma. its just that... GRIM REAPER! ! WHERE WHERE??

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what if nigger meant kite

WW 41: The Truth Hurts

You have no future.

by kaufman, 9-06-05

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

HARHAR!

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Menopause Confessions by RedfeatheR 9-08-05

My ass had become its own entity and it's merged with my thighs like a hostile corporate takeover. My waistline resembled Buddha's without a trace of his insight or spirituality. I can't even-- Ma'am Why can't you have babies any more? Is it because they're scared of you?

lame 41 entry #1 by arbi 9-08-05

When i sound this trumpet, everybody charge over the hill. What about you sir? I already AM over the hill.

Sen~ority. Another lame #41 entry. by arbi 9-08-05

*twinkateria* $5 cover and I need to see some ID please 1960. dude, you're 45?! update: this comic won "best use of a choad quote" That's like 90 in gay years.

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woof

"90 in gay years" isn't lame, it's pretty good!

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"90 in gay years"
That's pretty much a direct quote from choad in #stripcreator. He's younger than I am, but over 24 or whenever it is they revoke your twink card.

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woof

ww41: over the hill #3 by arbi 9-09-05

The Varsity, 15th & Penn Remind me why we come here. Because we know we'll be the youngest prettiest boys in the bar.

I've used this line there before, and it's always true,
no matter how old or ugly they are (or i am). It's a troll bar, great fries, and friday is kareoke night, maybe i'll go if i get some work done first.

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woof

I'll judge at about 8 tonight.

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WW 41: I Married A Hog by biped 9-11-05

"Menopause"... "menstruation"... ever notice how women's problems all start with "men"? HAW HAW HAW!!! SNORT!!! Don't forget -- due to your advanced age, you're also "mentally ill."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Around where I live, 8 means 11:30.

specials:
HCRoyall and mandingo's were very good, but had to do more with really old people than middle agers. Good though.
arbi for best use of choad quote.
flipynif, you had a nice one before you changed it.

3rd: attitudechicka (specifically number 1)

2nd: biped

1st: kaufman

Good entries all around.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons