Based on an IRC conversation with KajunUSA:

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Ask a Gay Man Anything!

Just how big of a stereotype is the girly-voice and limp-wristed wave?

Stupid question time, and not the entendre it seems to be, but what is DIC?

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Stupid question time, and not the entendre it seems to be, but what is DIC?

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Stupid question time, and not the entendre it seems to be, but what is DIC?

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Dear Fag,

When hot, drunk indie-rock boys say "I'm cuuuuuuute" after I give them ten cents for a bus ride, are they speaking the truth?

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Dear fag,
How many times do you have to have gay sex with a gay guy before you can convince him that you're not gay?

Dear fag,
How many times do you have to have gay sex with a gay guy before you can convince him that you're not gay?

Dear Fag,

If I have sex with a dead man does that make me gay? I mean, he's not alive right? So it doesn't count, right?

Waiting by the Embalming Table

Dear Gay Man,

Isn't it kinda self-indulgent, passé crap to use homosexuality as some kind of gimmick? Has the whole gay thing not went past a joke? I mean, really, where can you get a kick out of a camp voice and sexual innuendo anymore? 1999?

Dear Queer,

How much guy would a gay guy lay if a gay guy could lay guys?

Dear Gay Man,

There are at least two gentlemen that I know with terrific fashion sense that prefer women. Should I worry about them going gay later or is this a society issue?

Signed,
Fashionably Late

Dear Pillow-biter,

Are himafrodites gay?

-- Red

Dear Fag,

Are "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy" and "Will and Grace" really representative of gay culture? Are are they just annoying? And, is there a difference?

Signed,
Hot Pants For The Bi Girl

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dear vaginally challenged male,

if gays are born gay, why aren't their first words always PAlease

-confused in Kenosha

Dear arbi,

How come you make comics about everyone ELSE'S ideas?

Love,
Some Guy

Dear Fag,

How are you gonna answer all these questions?

Love,
Some Guy

a) because it's easier than coming up with ideas of my own. i've actually finished making comics in this thread.
b) i sensed people were getting tired of my "i should do the laundry soon" comics.
c) AcN is too busy reading http://www.hairyerparts.com/.

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hah!

Dear Fag,

Are the "fab five" from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy actually worth listening to, or are they just another set of pretentious pricks with their own tv show?

-Fashion Impaired

Dear Fag, do men that routinely engage in anal sex eventually get conditioned to be turned on by the smell of poop?

Love -

Channel #2

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Dear gay dude,
Is there some kind of formal conversation about who is going to pitch and who will catch or is there some form of telepathy involved, like ants have? Or do you just wing it? Wouldn't it be weird if you both bent over at the same time? And you're all like waiting and you both turn around and there's that awkward moment and you're like "Oh, I thought you..." and he's like "oh, I thought you..." and you share an uncomfortable laugh...that's really more of a thought than a question. Anyway, how is that all figured out?

Signed,
Deluded in Decatur

Dear mmyers:

271493

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From Umfum...

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Dear Fag,

If a really feminine gay man and a really butch lesbian were to meet, what would happen? Would they develop a strange pseudo-heterosexual relationship and cause a breakdown in the structure of the universe, or would they become hated enemies and battle to the death?

-Odd Occurrences Bookie

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Dear Homosexual Man,
A gay friend of mine told me he doesn't enjoy anal sex, thus his sexual life is exclusively fellatio. Is this typical? It seems a rather limited repetoire.

Also, what's the attraction to sucking someones dick? If it's your thing, go for it. But I just don't understand.

Best wishes,
Smarmulus

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Dear Fag,

Do all gay men have good fashion sense, or is it just the ones with limp wrists and lisps?

dear fag,

when i work the door at the lame 'fetish nights' at the club, why do half the homos through the door have to flirt with me? is it the hairy beer gut, my irresistable dimples, or are 50% of all gay men into 'bears'?

-(back) door guardian

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(if this has been done, shoot me, but...)

dear fag,

if a gay man says i'm attractive, should i take it as a compliment that a girl would say to me?

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http://www.richardgagnon.com/WTF/Legacy-tb.html

Letters! We get letters!

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sorry we keep you out of heaven

*flexes*

Wait, Arbi's gay?

Well, actually, I don't know Arbi very well, so it's probably just my lack of attention, but still.  Choad's supposed to be our resident homosexual.

Shit, that means dcom really does represent Australia doesn't it?

This is one of my favourite threads ever.

the thread about gay men is one of Kajun's favorite. in other breaking news, the earth continues to orbit the sun

Dear Fag,

Forget that Rice-a-roni shit.  What's the real "San Francisco Treat"?