This is a photo of the actual caption found under the only picture on the back of today's newspaper. Sorry about the quality, the only way I could capture this was with a camera on a phone.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

I fell asleep at half time and then forgot to check who won. I am happy now :).

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Cunt-throat. A little known physical deformity that forces hundreds of Americans to live in shame because of our close-minded society.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

better to be cunt-throat than half-assed

'hes right, you know'

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what if nigger meant kite

That's really funny! Reminds me of the year our little town was having a Lion's Club festival, and all the fliers distributed for it said "LOINS CLUB FESTIVAL!"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Oooh! I'd join the Loins Club!

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I want to support my local Loins club because they have given so much to the local school's marching band. Where else do band geeks get those buckets and buckets of goat semen to dump in the principal's car?

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

"Geelong?" Ha, I can't believe they let that shit through!

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West Coast vs. Sydney hey :). I would like Sydney to win but West Coast would be alright too I guess.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Last year my old long-distance internet girlfriend from the US came to visit. Jesus, talk about dodging the bullet... I nearly moved to the US to be with her... *shudder* Anyway, among less petty annoyances, she kept pronouncing "Geelong" incorrectly. As Aussies will tell you, it's juh-LONG, but she kept saying GEE-long. For two days.

Oh, and she also kept correcting me on my English pronunciation.

I would have killed her, but she was the size of a house and I didn't have enough room in the back yard to bury her.

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