I seem to have won opc #8, so I'll go ahead and start opc 9, I think that's how it works?
The theme of OPC #9 is other people's comics.

Rules:
1. One panel. As always, non-donors can just leave panels 1 and 3 blank or black.
2. Enter in this thread, with someone else's comic.
A goal here is to find new talent we might be overlooking.
3. Funny is good. Non-funny is ok too. Trying to be funny and failing, not so good. Judging in aboot a week.
4. Comix that have already won any award not eligible.
5. bribes encouraged.
6. Judging will be arbitrary. Comics starring aardvarks a plus. Comix involving scat or violence tend not to be funny.
7. There is no rule 13.
8. If the person who made the comic objects to its entry, the entry is disqualified, unless authorized under rule 5.

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'my first OPC:Drawinger's demise']

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

a sample entry

[Click to view comic: 'Why are you so cold to me?']

i'm not eligible for any awards myself, but, since the rules might be confusing, i thought i'd post an example. or i just think this one is hella funny.

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woof

i love this persons comics but i seem to be the only one

[Click to view comic: 'sadly true']

[Click to view comic: 'fun with letters']

[Click to view comic: 'ass facer!']

[Click to view comic: 'cock tease']

[Click to view comic: 'bringing your wife to the place of your birth']

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what if nigger meant kite

quote:

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i love this persons comics but i seem to be the only one

[Click to view comic: 'sadly true']

[Click to view comic: 'fun with letters']

[Click to view comic: 'ass facer!']

[Click to view comic: 'cock tease']

[Click to view comic: 'bringing your wife to the place of your birth']

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whoooo

[Click to view comic: 'OPC 9:Palestine']

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xx( o Y o. )xx

I don't object to it, I'm quite flattered. I just don't want to win because I'm too flaky to run a contest. So if you could please disqualify me, and thanks again.

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mine are randomly funny

its hard to find one panel comics on demand so i started looking through old OPCs for ones i liked

[Click to view comic: 'Sun TV - Sex, crime, scandals, gossip, royals, sports, news']

[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humor']

[Click to view comic: 'Contest for balancing lit candle on head while pantless']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Things not to say to cops']

Old joke, but still all right.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

um do i have to make a comic, or do i copy a comic?

Read:

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

judging one of these days soon, when the checks clear.

currently leaning toward:
1 HC Royale, with mroetker's "things not to say to cops."
2 Matt Wolfe, with the welcome clueless newbi award.
3 Mandingo gets the "sadly true" award for marf's "sadly true." Finn34 also entered that one.

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woof

Yup, it's HC Royale, winner OPC 9, host OPC 10.
Also won the hot mom award.
Late entries may still qualify for the Chocolate Turkey award.

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woof