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ZasterSeptember 15, 2005 3:34 PM
...and I won't work for nobody but you.
BigFrank105September 15, 2005 4:41 PM
"Awww!!! Thanks for being so gentle on my first time!"
NastyPopeSeptember 15, 2005 6:05 PM
Wow, where can I buy one?
ZasterSeptember 16, 2005 3:47 AM
quote:Wow, where can I buy one?A naked woman? I don't know.
quote:Wow, where can I buy one?
When you find out, let me know.
HCRoyallSeptember 16, 2005 4:19 AM
The RapeMaster 5000 (TM) can be yours for only 9 monthly payments of $999.99!!
finn34September 16, 2005 8:22 AM
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flipynif1September 16, 2005 3:25 PM
*fwap fwap fwap*
mandingoSeptember 16, 2005 5:00 PM
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE STAPLER!!!
DexXSeptember 18, 2005 6:46 AM
Well, I'm confused - why didn't virtual reality catch on?
MelkorSeptember 22, 2005 6:32 PM
I just would like to point out that the machine...ejaculates.
Asimov is doing the windmill in is grave by now.
Rabid_WeasleSeptember 22, 2005 6:32 PM
That's not the machine...
NGrassi22September 22, 2005 7:12 PM
Apple presents...
iFuck
The_young_scotSeptember 23, 2005 5:29 AM
Microsofts latest Operating system truely does fuck you over
HCRoyallSeptember 23, 2005 5:51 AM
The next step in interactive porn.
not_ScyessSeptember 23, 2005 10:23 PM
Never push every button on the remote control at once.
NooniePuuBunnySeptember 26, 2005 7:54 PM
"This is yet another job taken over by robotics in the industry."
Rabid_WeasleSeptember 26, 2005 10:06 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!
hughesy_mateOctober 5, 2005 6:58 AM
"No, HelpBot! The milk goes in my MOUTH! MY MOUTH!"
hughesy_mateOctober 5, 2005 7:04 AM
/!\ Windows has performed an illegal operation & will be dealt with by the Australian Medical Association.
DragonXeroOctober 5, 2005 11:54 PM
After the war with humans, the machines began to experiment with human physiology. Naturally, they were very curious about one part in particular.
flipynif1October 6, 2005 8:36 AM
once again, fwap fwap fwap fwap
bunnerabbOctober 10, 2005 11:36 PM
Betty was beginning to suspect that her gynecologist was not performing the standard, annual tests.