Forum archives » Caption Mountain » I'm Just A Love Machine

Zaster
September 15, 2005 3:34 PM

...and I won't work for nobody but you.

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BigFrank105
September 15, 2005 4:41 PM

"Awww!!! Thanks for being so gentle on my first time!"

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NastyPope
September 15, 2005 6:05 PM

Wow, where can I buy one?

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Zaster
September 16, 2005 3:47 AM

quote:
Wow, where can I buy one?
A naked woman? I don't know.

When you find out, let me know.

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HCRoyall
September 16, 2005 4:19 AM

The RapeMaster 5000 (TM) can be yours for only 9 monthly payments of $999.99!!

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finn34
September 16, 2005 8:22 AM

This week only, save huge on our selection of human slave creatures! Satisfy your inhuman longings with our wide array of attractive young women! Only 34555 Glubulons each!

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flipynif1
September 16, 2005 3:25 PM

*fwap fwap fwap*

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mandingo
September 16, 2005 5:00 PM

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE STAPLER!!!

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DexX
September 18, 2005 6:46 AM

Well, I'm confused - why didn't virtual reality catch on?

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Melkor
September 22, 2005 6:32 PM

I just would like to point out that the machine...ejaculates.

Asimov is doing the windmill in is grave by now.

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Rabid_Weasle
September 22, 2005 6:32 PM

That's not the machine...

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NGrassi22
September 22, 2005 7:12 PM

Apple presents...

iFuck

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The_young_scot
September 23, 2005 5:29 AM

Microsofts latest Operating system truely does fuck you over

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HCRoyall
September 23, 2005 5:51 AM

The next step in interactive porn.

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not_Scyess
September 23, 2005 10:23 PM

Never push every button on the remote control at once.

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NooniePuuBunny
September 26, 2005 7:54 PM

"This is yet another job taken over by robotics in the industry."

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Rabid_Weasle
September 26, 2005 10:06 PM

I'd buy that for a dollar!

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hughesy_mate
October 5, 2005 6:58 AM

"No, HelpBot! The milk goes in my MOUTH! MY MOUTH!"

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hughesy_mate
October 5, 2005 7:04 AM

/!\ Windows has performed an illegal operation & will be dealt with by the Australian Medical Association.

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DragonXero
October 5, 2005 11:54 PM

After the war with humans, the machines began to experiment with human physiology. Naturally, they were very curious about one part in particular.

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flipynif1
October 6, 2005 8:36 AM

once again, fwap fwap fwap fwap

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bunnerabb
October 10, 2005 11:36 PM

Betty was beginning to suspect that her gynecologist was not performing the standard, annual tests.

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