I hate it when you're hanging out getting stoned with one of your buddies, and you get up to change the CD, and you sit back down and the song comes on, and your buddy hears it and smiles and nods his head slowly and says, "Gooo-ood choice."

Fuck you. Am I some fucking doofus who intentionally puts the crappiest music imaginable in the CD player so often that it's such a total dick-stiffening shock when I manage to play something that actually meets your fucking approval? Fuck you, asshole. I don't give a flying fuck what you think of my fucking taste in music, and you can shove "good choice" right up your fucking ass.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It really pisses me off when I'm getting stoned with a friend and he accidentally rapes me.

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What others say about boorite!

Good thread.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I hate it when you're getting stoned with your friends and then it turns out you're actually smoking finely sifted elephant crap.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I hate it when you're getting stoned with your friends and one of them turns out to be Saint Stephen.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

And then he's all sainted and you're left standing there with your dick in your hand like a dumbass and it's like, what the fuck?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I hate it when you're getting stoned with your friends and one of them goes, "Oh man! You need to hear this album! I listened to it stoned and it really opened my eyes to some stuff." Then its some sort of incomprehensible Rockabilly music that totally sucks balls and your friend just goes on and on and on about how great it is. Then you feel bad about undressing his sister with your eyes while he's yapping.

I hate when you're getting stoned with a friend and he decides it will be a great ideal to put on The Wall and when you point out that you've both heard it eight million times, he's all like, "Dude, you've never heard it on my new Hitachi Samsung 5.18357 Dolby Sony Surround Sound System with Extra High Definition Digital Fart Reduction!"

So then you're both sitting there wasting a good buzz listening for the high definition fucking cartoon sounds in the background of "Is There Anybody Out There".

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i hate it when you're getting stoned

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BuTtSeChZ

I hate it when you're getting stoned with your friends and a giant meteor crashes into the planet and wipes out all life, just before they were about to announce the winner of "America's Next Top Model."

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

It pisses me off when people do anything that I see as stupid.

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I dumb :D

Especially when I'm stoned.

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I once was lost, but now am found.

You're all fucking grumpy stoners.

You should all be mellow stoners and mellow, friendly, hug-maniacal drunks like I am.

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I hate it when people get stoned and ask me for money. Dude, you HAD money, but then you bought weed, so now you don't have money.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You guys are smoking some hostile weed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hate it when you wake up and you can't breathe because the air is thick and suppressive and you're thinking "OMG! Gas attack!" and you grab your gas mask and then you realize it's just the stench from the dirty laundry of the guy in the next bunk over and you have to waste a whole bottle of Febreeze to stifle that shit so you can go back to sleep.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I love it when I get really toasted with a friend of mine and put on Dark Side of the Moon and mime along to the freaky wordless solo in Great Gig in the Sky and freak my friend out.

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I hate it when Im getting stoned with some friends...because its always my weed.

I hate it when you're getting stoned with your friends and suddenly you realize that instead of smoking a bowl you've actually been gargling each others' nutsacks for the past half hour.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That's some good nutsack.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I hate it when you're carving up a dead hooker for easy storage and transport to a shallow grave, and some stoner comes up and asks you "What's up? Is it 4:20 yet?"

God that bugs me.

i hate it when you're getting drunk and the dumb bitch in your trunk starts thrashing for the fortieth time, making your ride terribly bumpy, so that you have to go back there and beat her with the pipe again just so you can take her to you friends house and get high off smoking her vivisected uterus while watching her bleed to death.

i also hate run on sentences, but that's just a by-product of the aforementioned hate.

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BuTtSeChZ

It pisses me off when I am aborting babies and halfway through beheading the person changes their mind and wants the kid.

Like WTF!! Make up your mind slut! Jesus Christ!

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I dumb :D

I hate it when I'm getting stoned with my friends and the angry mob is shouting "Kill the non-believers, and teach them not to take the name of Jehova in vain!"

I hate it when I get stoned and sit down and just sink into an unfathomable pit from which there is no escape.

Come to think of it, no I don't.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE