Who thought of those damn poncho tops? They look horrendous, and every time I tell a female subject that I'll mow her lawn they punch me.

Yeah ponchos are almost as bad as moo-moo's. They hide so much fatness that we need to see...wait a minute..

NO PONCHOS ARE GOOD!

ASk girls to trim their bush, mowing lawns is considered a social fopau

You have my sympathies. We had the poncho thing over here last year. Nobody looks good in a poncho.

The poncho thing IS last year. What planet do you live on?

Ha ha!
What the fuck are you talking about?

Seriously, that poncho look is totally last year.

Haven't seen any poncho tops around here. Oh, wait... that's because I never leave my basement.

This broad uses a poncho to hide the fact that she has no breasts.
I disagree with this item of clothing.

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This broad uses a poncho to hide the fact that she has no breasts.

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A really hot friend of mine has this thing that looks like a poncho, but actually has arms hidden in it and such. She looks delectable in it.

Then again, she's so smoking hot she's look good in sack cloth and ashes.

DexX finds just about anyone smoking hot though.

I judge beauty this way: If a lady can look good in the ugly-ass uniforms we US soldiers wear, she'll look good in anything.

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This broad uses a poncho to hide the fact that she has no breasts.
I disagree with this item of clothing.

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DexX finds just about anyone smoking hot though.

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A concern that may have fallen by the wayside, poncho-wise, is the fact that these pocho wearing females may be hiding something in them. That's were Osama is! And when I rip off said Osama ponchos the women spray me with a caustic chemical before I can even get a good look at what was there. How can I catch terrorists with swollen, puffy eyes?