Be there or be somewhere else.

This is a "contest starts in three hours" bump.

All right, it's instant comic contest time. You have thirty minutes to make one or more comics that comply with the following rules:

1. The comic must be about religion.
   
2. The comic must contain at least one non-height prop.
   
3. No fat chicks. Unless you're into that sort of thing.
   

The winner will be able to tell their kids about how they ran Instant Comic Contest #8, assuming they ever manage to reproduce. Which they probably will, because the ladies love an ICC winner.

/comics/dcomposed/319279/

/comics/dcomposed/319280/

/comics/choadwarrior/319281/

/comics/cpausti/319282/

/comics/NooniePuuBunny/319283/

And... CLOSED. Judging in a moment.

Good entries all around, but the winner is choadwarrior for:
/comics/choadwarrior/319281/

Dan, you are all class. I mean, after all those bad things I said about you over the years and the rivalry that has existed between us since this site was called Lowpass, this is really special. Thanks man, I love you.

I'm going to be out of town the next couple days, so next one will probably be Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Official day and time to follow.