Come one, come all...

Hopefully this time will work for our British and Irish friends who will be wrapping up the weekend as well as our North American friends who will be waking up to their hangovers.

I still have no idea how this shit works.

disregard the post above, i suck cocks.

The next ICC will start in about 30 minutes.

Be there, or don't.

Okay, this one is simple...

Your characters have money problems. How they got that way or how they solve the problem better be funny.

You have about thirty minutes, so get crackin'.

la da dee la da da by mandingo 10-30-05

destitute, homeless, my fiance left me, my friends won't talk to me, and my parents think i'm dead and buried in Argentina goddamn that was a kickass bachelor party

---
what if nigger meant kite

Coinholed

Why so down, Tobor? I bet my life savings on the Ass-tros.

by kaufman, 10-30-05

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Roommates by kaufman 10-30-05

Anything come in the mail today? Not much. Just three more credit cards for me. Don't you think that's irresponsible? Are you able to afford what you charge? Oh, it's no problem. Really? Dare I ask what your interest is? You know. IT'S SHOPPING!

---
ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Mr. Bob by mandingo 10-30-05

how'd you turn into a no good lazy drunken bum, Mr. Bob? well, Timmy, let me tell you a leech sucking on the lifeblood of society, a little man with little dignity. a parasite, relying on the good will of others to survive, not a man, not really, more like a bug or rat, living in trash told you i could make him cry double or nothing on Widower Jones

---
what if nigger meant kite

How it should have been. by KajunFirefly 10-30-05

The residents of Skid Row struggle to find a way out of poverty: o/ Downtown, where the folks are broke... o/ downtown, where you're life's a joke... Oh, Audrey II, how can I become rich and happy? I dunno, why don't you go ask that dentist guy, he seems full of ideas. Orin Scrivello, DDS has just announced plans to open a low-grade meat-packing factory. In unrelated news, the residents of Skid Row have now been missing for 5 days.

---
Dad was flammable

This was the most difficult one I've had to judge so far. All very funny, but in the end, I liked this one the most:

Roommates by kaufman 10-30-05

Anything come in the mail today? Not much. Just three more credit cards for me. Don't you think that's irresponsible? Are you able to afford what you charge? Oh, it's no problem. Really? Dare I ask what your interest is? You know. IT'S SHOPPING!

Take it away, Dr. K!