I'm being murky about this one, because I don't know when I'll be home, but I know that I will be home at some point.

Therefore, it will not be:

1. Around noon
2. Midnight
3. Dawn

So expect the early morning or the after noon or the evening. Or dusk.

IT'S NOW.

Rules: you must make a comic that involves only one character delivering a monologue. That character must be talking about food in one way or another.

Judging will be fairly soon.

ICC 15: Women are dispensers by flipynif1 11-26-05

Ah, natures prewrapped candy, such a treasure in a bleak world. *crunch slobber* The taste reminds of of a happier time when life was simple and people accepted me for who I am. *crunch* I...oh shit, out of food... More aborted fetuses please.

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I dumb :D

ICC #15: That's what safe search is for... by lukket 11-26-05

I love cream pies. I know chocolate pies is the thing these days, but it doesn't do anything for me. I really like cream pies, so yesterday I looked up cream pie recipes on the internet. Now I'm not so sure.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I'm going to cheat and enter this one that I made yesterday:

True Grit by choadwarrior 11-25-05

Howdy, I'm the ghost of John Wayne here to warn you of the dangers of eating an unhealthy diet... When I died, I had 40 pounds of meat packed in my colon. Actually, I should be warning you about necrophiliac undertakers.

And a new one:

The Source by choadwarrior 11-26-05

You always say to me, "I can't believe you haven't been to wine country...you love wine so much." That argument makes no sense. Have you ever been to the Crisco factory?

ICC #15: Meal value by lukket 11-26-05

What I'd like to eat? I'd like to eat something that has been prepared from the best ingredients and the best recipes. I'd like to eat something that tastes good, is healthy, freshly made and served in an appealing manner. But today I can only afford to eat here.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ICC 15: Nice Name by flipynif1 11-26-05

Papa always said y'all are what ya eat. He named me Dick. Dick Carwash.

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I dumb :D

ICC #15: Resheepe by lukket 11-26-05

I took a frying pan added some olive oil, heated it up chopped up some scallots and let it have a few moments of intense heat. I added a little brandy, set it on fire and after the flames died out I added the stock from the roast and reduced it by half. After that I added full cream. I then chopped up the roast and served it wih the sauce and roasted potatoes. That's a good recipe, but what does that have to do with my missing father?

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Survivor by choadwarrior 11-26-05

I hope I don't die, I hope I don't die. I hope I don't die. Please let me live. Please let me live. Mainly because I've always wondered what people taste like.

ICC #15: Forest chipmunk by lukket 11-26-05

And then Lt. Dan tole me that he had put all of our nuts in a tree. And all of them other squirrels had all eaten up their nuts so when that there harsh winter came we suh-vived and the other squirrels died. My mother always tole me: Life is like a box of almond chocolates. You never know what you gets!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

ICC #15: Give it a tight squeeze by lukket 11-26-05

I always have a large cucumber in the fridge for when my husband isn't at home. And then I do just like the greek women do. I chop it up and make tzatziki.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Wow, I didn't expect this many entries. I'm gonna keep it rolling till at least 9 tonight.

ICC #15: Wonder Twin Powers, Activate! by Tabaqui 11-26-05

Hi. I'm Mary-Kate Olsen and I'm here to talk to you about food. Fuck you; my agent said that joke was hilarious.

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A mildly-known werewolf-loving forumer by any other name.

ICC#15: Please give because she needs more twinkies by flipynif1 11-26-05

Hi, I'm Sally Struthers, here to talk to you about the starving children of the world. For only a dollar yeah you can feed this poor little girl and give her the education she deserves. Only your help can...HEY I see you eyeballing my twinkie, well it's MINE, MINE ALL MINE *snarf chomp gobble*

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I dumb :D

ICC 15: looking down by mandingo 11-26-05

i arrived at the Evil Mutant Cucumber Army's apartment building and deftly manuevered my way up to the 12th floor undetected. but just as i was approaching their center of operatins, i rounded a corner and found myself staring at the entire Cucumber army. "THROW HIM DOWN THE LAUNDRY CHUTE!" the Cucumber Lord commanded. and that's about where we are

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what if nigger meant kite

Good: Tabaqui
Gooder: choadwarrior
Goodest: lukket (the bold tags means he's the winner)

mandingo gets points also for his entry.
flipynif1 gets... points.

ok take it away lukket.

this is like the 3rd or 4th competition you've won from me. wow.

Congrats, lukket. Heh.

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A mildly-known werewolf-loving forumer by any other name.

Yay! Somebody likes me.

Or my comics, anyway.

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troelsea at gmail dot com