CHRISTMAS COMICS!!!

Betcha never saw that one coming, huh?

"PLEASE make us funny! We'll LOVE you!"

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OPC 19: Your 'ho'

Your 'ho' is dead santa and the thug that killed her wants to kill you next. I'm going to die a virgin.

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-09-05

OPC 19: Definitly Crazy

The everyday mental asylum. I'M SANTA! I'M SMART

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-09-05

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Let's get real here; pieces of bacon don't have dicks. by theReverend 12-10-05

I'll give you five dollars to punch me in the dick. CHRISTMAS!!!!!

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8===D

That was good but I'm afraid it does not qualify as a one-panel comic. Therefore, I will consider it to be three one-panel comics, or one one-panel comic with a bonus two-panel sequel.

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Ho ho whore

Santa...um... a kid wants a baby brother this christmas... Finally I can use that Viagra!

by drawinger, 12-10-05

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Thanks for the break, you two-legged monstrosity.

What are we doing in this graveyard, Santa? Let me just unbuckle this so you can get down to business...

by theReverend, 12-11-05

*SLORP* Merry Christmas to ME, bitch!

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OPC 19: That's where it all went wrong with christmas

So you're saying that it's ok to give the children what they want, if you just take their soul? Yep! Just convince them that they need to bring "christmas spirit" and you'll fool them.

by lukket, 12-11-05

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OPC19:Happy B-day

Everyone knows that at this special time of year, we have to honor the Big Guy responsible for it Happy Birthday Santa!!!!

by HurricaneJenn, 12-11-05

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OPC 19: Under the misspelltoe

o/' He's making a list and checking it twice. Gotta find out who's naughty and nice o/' o/' Satan claws his way into town o/'

by lukket, 12-11-05

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my attempt to kill two birds with one panel

OPC 19: Keeping the ass in Xmas

What futile sacrifice did your lousy brat make to deserve presents on my birthday?

by Smarmulus, 12-11-05

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OPC 19 : TACO FEVER!!!

I think I just caught TACO FEVER!!!! Oh my God, me too!

by finn34, 12-11-05

OPC 19 : Trippin'

Oh, God, Jerry. I think mine's kicking in. Ho ho -- HOARKGH!!!!!!!!!!

by finn34, 12-11-05

OPC 19 : 360 vs .38

The kid said he wanted an XBOX 360 and it looks like you gave him a bundle of used sweat socks. Listen, if he wants high-priced consumer electronics that could end up getting me shot, he can fucking forget it. Bundle of socks for everybody. We're done.

by finn34, 12-11-05

OPC 19 : Scat-nta Claus

Christmas just wasn't the same after the filming of "Scat-na Claus 2 : Fecal Forest of Despair" *ughn* C'mon Santa, *ughn* the kids are waiting! *hurf* SOMEBODY CALL MY FUCKING AGENT!

by finn34, 12-11-05

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OPC 19: he means it sincerely, with all his heart

December 25, 2005 Happy birthday JC. Without you I'm nothing.

by Smarmulus, 12-11-05

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OPC 19: Want to open a present, little girl?

Mommy!!! The old "cut a hole in the box and stick my dick in it" trick. Works every season at the mall.

by suicide_king, 12-12-05

OPC 19: Where Rudolph got his nose.

Turn around, bitch, and back that ass up.

by suicide_king, 12-12-05

Surprise!

Check it out! This Kitchen-Aid apparently can also be used to mix food!

by kaufman, 12-12-05

Awe and Lorder

Ain't my fault, Santa. I distinctly remember you asking me to slay your guide tonight.

by kaufman, 12-12-05

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Holiday Shopping Tip #34

It is easy to overspend at this time of year, but you can save some money by buying the parts separately, and then assembling the mistletoe yourself.

by kaufman, 12-12-05

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'Surprise' and 'Awe and Lorder' made me laugh so hard I've got to change my underthings.

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OPC 19: Deterred

Don't even think of it, pooch. If you so much as start to lift that leg, I'm calling the copse!

by kaufman, 12-13-05

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Holidays in the Homeland

Alright boys and girls, this year we've decided to showcase our new Non-Denominational Generic Holiday Clause. My ex-wife, my ex-wife, my ex-wife!

by LuckyGuess, 12-14-05

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Jolly Happy Soul

I want peace and love for Christmas, man. Didn't like the train, eh? Eat my jolly cock.

by LuckyGuess, 12-14-05

There we go.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Judging tomorrow if I don't forget. Last minute entries should be ED HARRIS!!!

ED HARRIS!!!!!!

Sorry, what was I saying?

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Christmas Crossed With Halloween #1.

Trick or treat?

by friendy, 12-17-05

Christmas Crossed With Halloween #2.

Ho ho ho, come and sit on my lap little girl! On your what?

by friendy, 12-17-05

Christmas Crossed With Halloween #3.

So what do you wish for Christmas? Tell Santa O'Lantern, don't be shy. A pumpkin pie and it seems like my wish will come true pretty soon.

by friendy, 12-17-05

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

1. Belly-Bongo's Super Bad!!!
2. Time to announce the winners of OPC 19.

RUNNERS UP:

OPC 19: Definitly Crazy

The everyday mental asylum. I'M SANTA! I'M SMART

by HotRodDeathToll, 12-09-05

OPC 19: Want to open a present, little girl?

Mommy!!! The old "cut a hole in the box and stick my dick in it" trick. Works every season at the mall.

by suicide_king, 12-12-05

Awe and Lorder

Ain't my fault, Santa. I distinctly remember you asking me to slay your guide tonight.

by kaufman, 12-12-05

WINNER:

Ho ho whore

Santa...um... a kid wants a baby brother this christmas... Finally I can use that Viagra!

by drawinger, 12-10-05

Congratulations. Here is your complimentary...

BELLY-BONGO!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Congrats Drawinger!

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