Okay I've got time on my hands at last so here be the next btc contest. Rules are as follows...
Do whatever the feck you want with the first two panels (take them home, give them some babycham, play with their special places) Last panel must stay intact (apart from backgrounds and other characters as usual)

Only rule Pick one of two templates provided...

OTHER RULE! Jes Lawson cannot enter given he helped motivate me into posting this. If No one enters by two weeks time then Jes Lawson will automatically win. Is that fair? No!? Then fucking cuck my sox.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47 (1)']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47(2)']

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!

[Click to view comic: 'BTC #47: Hey Furby!']

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47: teh 1337 roxxor']

[Click to view comic: 'First Person Soaker']

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47: Ambition']

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47: For God's Sake, Get Out Of Oz']
[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47: The Boys From Brazil II']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'BTC 47: Super Fireman: Fireshine']

theyoungscot wins.

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"You grew up like brothers, and your teachers must have told you that North and South must not fight!