This comic string got started in my "Groovy!" strip when I hit the random button, and what appeared was that green alien-thingy which looks like it's screaming. Since, I grew up watching "Gumby and Pokey", it was only natural that they were the first thing that came to mind when completing this comic. It just grew from there...

Feedback and contributions are welcomed!

Groovy! 571 (RCL no. 92) by edoggydog 8-08-05

Groovy! UH... NOT "GROOVY"! AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Relax, Gumby! It's all good! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Moms and Pokey, getting it on atop the pool table! Wait 'til the boys down at Cafe Le Puff's hear about this! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 82 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-11-05

Fuckin' relax, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... I was only joking... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... That horse-meat sandwich you just ate was not Pokey... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 152 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-15-05

Man... That bus really nailed him! He must have flown thirty feet through the air... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...and landed with a thud like a big piece of clay! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Say, Gumby... Wasn't that your pet horse, Pokey? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 180 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Oops! I take that back, Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... It reads, "Here Lies POOKEY"... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Sorry...

RCL no. 238 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-19-05

Relax, Gumby... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I said, "Bubba is hung like Pokey"... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...not, "Bubba hung Pokey"! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 262 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-24-05

HEY, GUYS! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... COME CHECK THIS OUT!! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... GUMBY JUST CAUGHT HIS GIRLFRIEND, GOO, IN THE SHOWER WITH POKEY! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 293 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-25-05

Relax, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... When I said Pokey "had a bug up his ass"... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...I was being metaphorical, not literal! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 306 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... What's Pokey doing NOW, Gumby? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 386 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-14-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I'm sorry, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I told Pokey I wanted to cross the freeway to "get to the other side", and I guess he tried following me... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... I'm sure that truck driver carries comprehensive medical insurance. Hopefully.

RCL no. 450 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-23-05

Relax, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... When I said I "nailed" Pokey last night... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...it didn't involve a hammer, if you know what I mean! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 532 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-14-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Wow, Gumby! That car really crushed Pokey up against that guard rail! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... That's amazing... When humans die, we lose all bodily functions, and end up releasing urine and feces... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Apparently, when you clay people die, you shit Play-Doh!

RCL no. 589 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-27-05

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Calm down, Senor Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... He's been released unharmed , and my men are taking him to the border as we speak... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Gee, I know times are tough for you two, but I didn't realize they're so bad that Pokey would attempt to pass himself of as a donkey just to earn a few pesos doing a show down here in Tijuana!

RCL no. 833 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-25-06

...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...so, I asked Pokey if he had experience diving into a pool, and he said, "Yes!" That's why I gave him a tryout... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... But, on his very first attempt off the ten meter board, he belly-flopped, went straight to the bottom and drowned! I'm so sorry, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... Dude... Are you screaming in agony, or singing the opening to Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song"?

RCL no. 856 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-06

The paramedics are on their way, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... But, as far as HOW Pokey got his dick caught in the pencil sharpener... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... How the fuck would I know? ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA...

That's a little more Gumby than I can take.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Art Clokey would be proud.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Where's Prickle? I see no Prickle. Prickle was the whole show.

These are really good. I actually laughed out loud at some of them.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

RCL no. 884 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-10-06

It's WABBIT season! Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... That wascally wabbit is awound here somewhere... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Oh... Sowwy for bwowing away Pokey by mistake, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 133 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-12-05

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... For some unknown stupid reason, this went on for days... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 920 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-02-06

When Gumby used Pokey as a guinea pig for his experimental teleporter, he forgot to check the telepod for bugs... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Tragically, while being beamed across the labratory room, Pokey's DNA mixed with that of an ordinary fly, creating a six-foot high, monstrous "horse-fly"... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...to which Gumby reacted accordingly! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 938 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-14-06

I'm sorry, Gumby. ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... Me and Pokey were discussing religion, and he said I was a MORON for believing in Scientology... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...so, I stabbed him! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 951 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-22-06

Uhhh... ...Gumby? (Moments just before yet another, horrific Pokey calamity...)   ?   I don't think Pokey should be taunting those Amish teens like that...

RCL no. 954 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-24-06

Oh, look, Gumby... It's an overseas letter from Pokey! What's it say? Well, basically he's had a wonderful time touring Europe, and yesterday he was in Pampalona, Spain, to run with the bulls, and he... Uh, he, er... Um... And, what? Did Pokey get GORED by one of the bulls? (Moments before Stickboy reveals that Pokey was gang-raped by a herd of gay anguses, which sends Gumby into another one of his screaming fits!) Hmmm... Gee, how do I put this? Just lay it on me, Stickboy!

RCL no. 969 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-02-06

On a tragic visit to a budhist temple in Beijing... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...Gumby means to find out where the bathroom is. But, not having a clear grasp on the language... ...AAAAAAAAAAAA... ...mistakenly asks to have his pal, Pokey, cremated! ...AAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 997 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-06

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... "That's good, Gumby. Next letter, please..." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

might of been a bit of dead-horse beating there....

ok, a lot.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1024 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-17-06

Gumby thought he and Pokey should join the Catholic church... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...in order for them to get "closer" to God. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Until, of course, Gumby caught Pokey in the confessional getting extremely close to Father McCracken! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Groovy! - Disco Infernal by edoggydog 3-30-06

The lesser-known "female" version of that old disco classic... ♫ It's fun to go to the... ♫ ...Y... ...W... ...C... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Groovy!

RCL no. 1066 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-28-06

Relax, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... When I said Pokey got "canned", I meant he lost his job... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... ...NOT that he got turned into dog food! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Really, do you just hit the random layout button until you get one of these horrible regular characters of yours to make MORE of these ATROCITIES?

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Yes. Unlike you who works very hard at creating ATROCITIES! BTW... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM, HARI! (Just in case you were wondering) :-X

RCL no. 1084 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-04-06

I've got every-thing under control over here, Captain... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Seems the landing party, well, landed on top of his pet horse, Pokey. ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... And, I thought you humans were a bunch of emotional, little bitches! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

RCL no. 1106 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-13-06

...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... TOBOR sorry, Gumby! ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... When I asked your friend who he was, he said, "Pokey"... ...AAAAAAAAAAAAA... So, I figured that made me the "poker", and I preceded to cornhole his brains out!