First, let's have a round of applause to the might who have fallen. Nicely done all!
bigfrank105
Kaiobrien
possums
fuzzyman
Smarmulus
ewwww
lukket
cpausti
flickguy
UnknownEric
jes_lawson
dcomposed
HCRoyall
RedfeatheR
finn34
HotRodDeathToll
DexX
kramer_vs_kramer
areallystupidguy
JESUSSANDWICH
kaufman
umfumdisi
niteowl
KajunFirefly
attitudechicka
crabby

And you, by the way, are the elite that may vote in this final match. Use your power well.

Now on to the match at hand: mandingo vs mmyers

The rules:
Someone is ascending to power. You pick who. You pick how. You pick the power. Use from 6 to 21 panels to tell the story.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

since this thread is abandoned, i was thinking we could use it to all get naked and fuck. you go first

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what if nigger meant kite

Alright!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

wait a minute... why'd you turn the lights on? and why am i the only one masturbating?

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what if nigger meant kite

Late 2/22 we will take this back up. Keep fucking.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

can do

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what if nigger meant kite

Hold up on the fucking, please. There as been a change in the challenge. The new card is mandingo vs crabby.

Same great rules. Same great flavor.

Someone is ascending to power. You pick who. You pick how. You pick the power. Use from 6 to 21 panels to tell the story.

Come out swinging.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wait... stop the fucking?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If I don't see some comics posted by Saturday I'm gonna declare bunner the winner.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

i'll do mine shortly, just been busy waiting for news from the north. (love it when they say "eh" after reporting a murder suicide)

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what if nigger meant kite

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

knock knock who's there? banana i heard this joke when i was 3 Ba. Na. Na. *sigh* ... banana who?

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

knock knock who's there? banana banana who?

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

knock knock who's there? banana banana who?

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

knock knock who's there? mango mango? mango who?

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

mango get me a banana, i'm dying here!

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what if nigger meant kite

Comic Cup XIII: the day enrique fucked up the foodchain by mandingo 3-02-06

you're there aren't you? *CLICK*

Comic Cup XIII: the day Abe Vigoda fucked up the Johnsons

and thus the mango ascended to power over the orange in the land of fruit vegetable dog chow. THE END! now get out of those wet things and get to bed. i'll be right there to tuck it in, Suzy. it's Jason, Mr. Vigoda. i'm a boy, remember?... Mr. Vigoda?... am i gonna see my family again?

by mandingo, 3-02-06

OUTTAKES

mangoo mangoo? mangoo on who?

by mandingo, 3-02-06

OUTTAKES

banged that sound girl. turned on the charm, "i'm not an actor but i play one on tv." never invite a blond into your house though. she nearly burnt it down. thought you had to preheat a microwave oven uh, Fred? we're rolling. and that blond? that's the cameraman's wife. you remember the cameraman, right? big 400-pound blackbelt in judo, 3 feet to your right and closing?

by mandingo, 3-02-06

OUTTAKES by mandingo 3-02-06

you're there aren't you? *CLICK* DON CORNHOLEON IS NOT PLEASED!!! i think you're looking for the Godfather IV set, 3 doors down how can i be expected to work with such AMATEURS! jason, phillipe, to my trailer! i need a sauna!

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what if nigger meant kite

*throws knock knock joke gang sign*

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what if nigger meant kite

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

Yo, BigFrank, whats up? Well, my dad just paid for me to be emperor of the entire universe. I'm omnipotent now. Thats pretty cool, I wish my parents were rich. I just hate that he's always trying to buy me off. He could have just, you know, said a prayer for me. Damn BigFrank, stop beig such a lil bitch. You're right, I'm ruler of the world. I should just go out there and do the best I can.

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

So, you've been ruler of the world for awhile now, have you done anything good? I had a couple of dates, but the girls just weren't that into me. If you control everything can't you just-- I'M A FUCKING LOSER WHO WILL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND CAUSE I'M A PATHETIC FUCK!!!!! Just force them to love you. Wow, you're right man, I'll get right on that.

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

You look like you're in a great mood. Dude, being ruler of the world is great. I finally got a girlfriend and shes super cool. Sometimes she just likes to chill and listen to Linkin Park with me. Linkin Park sucks dick. FUCK YOU MAN THEY FUCKING ROCK AND I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND AND SHE LOVES ME!!!!! You fuck her yet? No, but there has been some heavy petting.

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

Are you sure, you're sure? Frank, I want you to fuck me so hard I won't be able to walk tomorrow. I want you to fuck me so hard that I can no longer control my bowels and I shit all over your bed. Would you mind if I take the sheets off my bed first? There's no time you unholy piece of shit. Fuck me like the ruler of the world you are. I don't know if I'm ready yet. Is he gay or just a fag?

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

Dude, whats wrong with you? She broke up with me man. Dude, you're ruler of the world-- I'M A BIG FUCKING LOSER! I'M NEVER GONNA GET LAID! GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PROBLEM!!!! I think you act too much like a bitch. You're right man, I do. I wish I were cool like you.

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

I don't think Frank will be happy if I fuck you. I want you to fuck me right now on his bed until I shit everywhere. Oh god, I love when a rock hard cock just fucks me until I can't control it and I shit everywhere. Thats nasty. So are we gonna fuck? You better believe it. Start off in my ass.

BigWoe is Frank by crabby 3-02-06

Dude, I fucked your ex. I'm sorry, but that bitch said she needed the cock. She had a doctor's note. Oh god. Look, I just wanna make sure you won't kill me now that you're ruler of the world. I'm not ruler of the world anymore. My dad checked my Myspace and read some stuff about me drinking booze and he took rulership of the world away from me. You know, I haven't showered since I fucked her. If you suck my dick clean it would pretty much be the same as eating her out. Makes sense to me.

"I'm sory, but that bitch said she needed the cock. She had a doctor's note." hahahahaha!

I'm still voting mandingo.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm not voting for crabby until he fixes that stray apostrophe in the last comic.

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thanks to crabby to putting all of our AIM conversations in comic form

MANDINGO

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Contestant: Man!
(Sound Effect): Ding!
Confused Host: Oh?

--clip from Comic Cup XIII: The Game Show

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This is not my empire.

My hatred for crabby knows no boundaries.

That magnificent sell-out bastard!

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Dad was flammable

Strong finish on both counts.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Crabby for doing what he does best making people feel bad about themselves.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

crabby gets my vote

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Got to give it to Crabby

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.