I think I might be going through a mid way to my mid life crisis crisis. An infinite crisis of sorts. I just don't know what to do with myself lately. I feel like I should be an important cowboy or something, but I end up writing letters to internet people because no one will listen to me rant poetic about being bored with having to do stuff cause I just don't wanna do stuff.
Boorite: Lets go climb that ****ing mountain. Climb it all the way to the top so I can sign my name in that book.
Dcom: Lets go pull a train on kitty. She's plump and needs love. Lets just do it. She'll love the attention, fat girls always do.
Chicka: I really wish I could go camping, I've never been camping and I'd love to see Jesse James house.
Bunner: You should post more crazy old man rants because they give me inspiration and make me want to strive for a better life for myself so I don't end up a crotchety **** that no one likes. You're my angel friend, I need you.
Choad: I need to borrow a blue shirt to go with my black pants. And if my pants are sort of a dark charcoal are black shoes ok? How about with blue pants? Still black shoes? When are brown shoes necessary? Everyone liked the pink shirt with the pooka shells. Nice call.
BigFrank: GEORGE MASON!!!!! Stop telling me to call you cause I never will. I think you;re a good guy and I don't mind talking sports with you on the internet, but a phone conversation is more effort than I am willing to put into our friendship. I would still like to call on you though when I need car hookups cause 5 dollar cares are sweet.
biped: Thank you for revealing the truth to me. Stripcreator has died a little bit in my heart and you may have jeapordized future barnstorming tours. I just don't know if it's worth it.
Arty: What did you have for dinner?
Jesussandwich: Have fun while you still can.
TYS: If I leave the site for any length of time I want you to access my account and post 32 new comis. I've set my password up in a safe location. When the time comes you will receive an IM from an unnamed 13 year old at said time he will lead you to a library which has a disk with a URL saved on it, upon accessing the site you shall enter the password:wirthling and receive my SC log in name. Become me.
Brad: I'm having a party and I'm trying to decide what wine to serve with my meal. I'm making crabcakes and steak and I was wondering what sort of wine would be perfect for that? Could you also reccomend a trendy bottle of wine that will make me look hip?
Kajun: Rza, Gza, ODB, masta killah, inspectah deck, method man, u-god, raekwon
kaenash: I've been looking into NES emulators for my XBOX360 and I've seen some stuff online, but I'm still not sure. Do you have any info? And seriously, is Oblivion worth it? I hated Fable and never played Morrowwind am I just better off buying Fight Night Round 3 and NCAA 06 instead?
Thareverened: I used to think you were lame, but that you were good at playing a lame. I respect that about you and having nothing, but love for you. I'm glad we cleared the air in that chat room that one night.
Mandingo: Who ever ended up winning the WBC? Was it Cuba? Cause if it was then I won $500 in my office pool. No one ever let me know, and Woijtek has been on vacation. That **** probably stole my WBC office pool money and decided to climb a ****ing mountain with a 40 lb. sack on his back. **** that ****.
Ivy: Thanks for being the big sister I ever had. Boorite is a lucky man to have a woman as sweet and loving as yourself and also cool enough to order batman beyond and justice league dvd's. You are an inspiration and I will be in search of your doppleganger.
Gabe_Billings, DeXx, Wirthling, Spankling, Skagg, eltigremask2k, ladyjdotnet, Jes,lara7, tripplingbee, bigevildan and nastypope: Damn you all for growing up and getting real lives. I miss you all and wish you would come back and teach some of these people what the funny truly is.
Do the humpty hump.