This thread will be for any announcements that you would like to make but that don't fit in with any of the current threads. It can be a self-promotion thread or just a place where you can announce things.

I'll start off by announcing that I just made a whole series of comics about buttholes over at wittycomics, and it starts here. So just keep reading until the comics stop talking about buttholes.

My friends and I started a forest fire saturday...
I ran and got off scotch-free.
My friend got a $4,000 fine and I lauphed at him while eating corndogs.

Laughter and corndogs -- truly, the perfect gloat.

Last night I ordered pizza and there was some left today so I ate it for breakfast.

Ivy and I got some swords in the mail today. I got her a Hanwei practical wakizashi by Paul Chen:

Now Ivy is totally awesome and will slice you to ribbons if you mess with her.

I got this full-tang katana from United Cutlery:

It's bigger than the Paul Chen but not as mind-bogglingly awesome. Still, it contains a full day's supply of dismemberment.

And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

Warning: We are professionals! Don't try to be this awesome at home! zomg

i would kill someone for a paul chen sword, but i'd rather kill someone with a paul chen sword...

congrats...

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I got this full-tang katana

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i would kill someone for a paul chen sword, but i'd rather kill someone with a paul chen sword...

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I'm getting beer this weekend and I just wrote an 8 minute speech in an hour. Woot.

I'm not pregnant, despite the constant sex.

I just puked in my mouth.

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I just puked in my mouth.

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I just puked in my mouth.

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Maybe you're pregnant.

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I have an announcement.

BigFrank is lame.

That is all.

I like to poop in a Chick-fil-a bag.

I have red pubes.

I'm going to the easter show tommorow! FUCK YEAH!

During the holidays I find myself wanking morning, noon and night.

I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...

I was on the cover of the lastest issue of California School Business News.

I still don't know what an ovary is.

I had a argument today over whether a periodical I wrote was periodical enough for our magazine. Then I had another argument over whether drinking someone else's chocolate milk is a misdemeanor felony.

I'm not really Scottish. My step-dad is, which therefore means I'm Scottish by association.

Is that better or worse?

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I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...

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I just got laid.

i just threw up in Artemis Strong's mouth

I am announcing my recent fall into the gaping maw of madness where the void of infinite darkness stares back at your forever and with no relent. And I have just got another interveiw for a job I want.

This is turning into post secret.

1) i quit my day job
2) my apt is infested with mice, one of which i killed last night with a laundry basket
3) i've decided to start living clean and sober, starting tomorrow. always tomorrow.
4) i'm going to be selling most of my possessions on Ebay sometime this week, so if anyone's interested in a large collection of VHS movies, or primitive medieval weaponry, or my book collection, let me know.
maybe we can work something out.

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I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...

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That wasn't me. You attacked a parking meter.

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Oh...Then why did I wake up with my ass bleeding?

(Also to announce...I put a band-aid on my anus)

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I managed to get my latest coursework handed in a whopping 10 minutes after the deadline, which might not seem like that much, but those office ladies are fucking Nazi's when it comes to coursework.

Nazi's are so silly!

Here's a scene from one of my "butthole" comics I referred to in the opening post:

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I beat up Boorite
and kicked his ass so hard I layed bleeding on the ground with my ass hurting...

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That wasn't me. You attacked a parking meter.

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Oh...Then why did I wake up with my ass bleeding?

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Today I went to the dentist and he gave me a handount that said I should floss and get regular periodontal care if I didn't want to be a mental cripple.

On further review, I dee that it says dental cripple.

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And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

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that might be a Grumman Hellcat/Bearcat...not positive

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And Ivy got me a mug depicting the most awesome fighter plane in history:

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That's not a Spitfire, moron! That's some slow-ass Yank plane. Turned up too late to fight in the war, just came over for the victory party.

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That's not a Spitfire, moron! That's some slow-ass Yank plane.

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I just ate some popcorn.

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I just ate some popcorn.

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When I posted that, I didn't know "I see what you did there" was some 1337 expression of sarcastic contempt.

i can't believe it said right in the pic "P51 Mustang" and i didn't even see it.

i have no excuse this time.

The Ford Mustang was named after that plane, I believe.

My grandfather built P-51 Mustangs in WWII.

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I'm not pregnant, despite the constant sex.

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