ROUND 1

First up is:
yipyipyipyip versus garbo

The rule for this comic is that it must take place by the ocean.

GO!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Mystery Cup 3: Round 1: Stingray Soup by Garbo 9-18-06

Pete, you've seemed distracted the whole time we've been here. Are you not enjoying the beach? No, I'm having a good time. It's just... Just what? The ocean keeps waving at me. What?!? I bet this is how it all started for Steve Erwin. The ocean looked so friendly and approachable, then whammo - release the stingrays.

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Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.

Mystery Cup 3: Fishing Trip by Yipyipyipyip 9-18-06

Dad, every weekend we drive 300 miles to this fishing spot and every weekend we never catch anything. That's right. We don't even bring fishing poles. Correct again. Are you and mom getting a divorce? Not as long as we keep fishing, son.

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Uh huh. Uh huh.

yipyipyipyipyipyipyipyip

Garbo!

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Yipyipyipyipyipyip

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Clever Signature

Yip? Yip! Yip. (Yip) -Yip- "Yip"

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Garbo

YIP to mah DOO my darlin'

Part of me thinks, heck, "why not let anyone vote?" but the other half says "Well, then some jabroni could start trying to canvas for votes." So, voting in your mystery account identity is for the best.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

yipyipyipyip

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Shoulda.

yipyipyip

With a majority of the votes in, your winner is...
Yipyipyipyip

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

ROUND 1

Next up is:
Toborfuckedmystump versus KeijiMuto

The rule for this comic is that it must have a stereotype on every panel.

GO!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Mystery Machine by tOBORFUCKEDMYSTUMP 9-21-06

That was a pretty good fire run. Do, I get to be a memeber of the force now? That wasn't a fire. This was a call about an elderly oriental woman having a heart attack. Turns out it was a brain hemmorage cause her head was filled with too much math knowledge. Well, at least her head was too full of math. That might prove helpful later on. Remember that elderly black guy who fell down? His head was just filled with memories of fat white chicks he boned. That elderly black man was my father. And he had a stroke. Hey, I didn't realize you were a black. Them's fightin words. Why don't we get you a nap and then we can go throw rotten fruit at some corner stores owned by smelly arabs.

Mystery Cup 3 by KeijiMutoh 9-21-06

I do say old chap, the high society club is well populated tonight. Indeed it is, my friend. Say, is that Mr. Jefferson adjacent to that cheese statue? He was telling me only moments earlier he must be the richest man in the world. Why do tell us, Mr. Jefferson, how much money is it you have? $150. That's what she said.

tOBORFUCKEDMYSTUMP

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Shoulda.

KeijiMutoh

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Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.

I never thought I'd say this, but...

tOBORFUCKEDMYSTUMP

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[i]P mut Symdek![i] C u fro-bot!!!

I'll give it a couple more days then we'll move on to the next, yo. Get them votes in.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

KeijiMutoh

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Uh huh. Uh huh.

I'll give it one more day since it's so close. You stragglers come on.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

In an effort to move this along, I'll start the next hoo-dilly, but if you haven't voted for the last match, please do so.

ROUND 1

First up is:
dulouz versus clevername

The rule for this comic is that it must be in the style of one of my favorites, so let's say squidrabies.

GO!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Tardboy and Finkelman by Duluoz 9-27-06

I'm having relationship issues. I find there's no problem that a vigorous skullfucking won't solve. Grandma isn't going to like that one bit. You need to show her who's the boss. Let's not drag Tony Danza into this. MONA!

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