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Mr. Wonderful
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| "It's a hard knock life...for us..." | |
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| KEEP PRACTICING!!! You're gonna be the new "Annie" if I have to fucking KILL YOU!!! | |
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| Mommy, I have to go to the bath-- | |
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| SHUT UP!!! Now go out there and GET THIS PART or I'll ABANDON YOU IN AN ALLEY!!! | |
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| ...and (sob) I didn't get to be the new "Annie" (whimper) so Mommy dumped me out of the car, (choke) and-- | |
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| NYAH-HA-HAAAA!!! I'M DADDY WARBUCKS!!! | |
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| "It's a hard knock life...for us--" | |
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| Oh, heavens no... no. You're dreadful. Next! | |
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| Hey--FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!!! Get a load of THIS!!! (FRRRRRTTTTT!!!) | |
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| OH MY GOD--THE STENCH!!! I'M--I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!! URK!!! | |
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| So, you lost the part, but you killed the producer with one of your farts? | |
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| Yeah! I'm gonna be on the next episode of "That's Horrible!" | |
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| Before we continue, we have a very special guest with us today...former "Annie" herself... Sarah Jessica Parker! | |
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| HI, EVERYBODY!!! HEE-HEEEEEEEEE!!! | |
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| Sarah, by Executive Order-- you are hereby being sent to Iraq. | |
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| OH, HA HA HA HA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! | |
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| WHOOO!!! HA HA!!! HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!! | |
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| HELLLP!!! HEEELLLLLPPP!!! | |
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| And now, to present the winner of today's audition, the very first "Annie"--Andrea McArdle! | |
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| If you find a large puddle of urine backstage--that wasn't me. | |
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| Well, here's the person whose performance impressed the judges the most, and who gets to be the new "Annie"... JOHNNY FONTAINE! | |
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| "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'm-a love ya, tomorrow..." | |
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| Oh, Godfather (sniff), thank you so much for getting me this part...I'm-a so happy (sob) I don't know what to do...I don't know what to do... | |
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| You can ACT LIKE A MAN! What are you now, some Broadway fanocchio who CRIES LIKE A LITTLE GIRL? "Bwaa-ha-haa, bwaa-ha-haaa..."! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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