the two superbowl quarterbacks are hurt, the colts and the bears seem unstoppable, what will happen next? Crabby will probably decide, but he licks rex grossman's butt... so start fighting, dammit!
I liked when they asked Edgerrin James if he expected this when he signed, and he said "No, not at all." Dude, it's the fucking ARIZONA CARDINALS! When have they NOT sucked? It would be like signing with the Kansas City Royals and expecting to win the World Series.
So, how 'bout them [insert random NFL team name]? They really been, er, playing these past few seasons, haven't they? Yes, yes I do know my football, don't I? Heh, yep... watch it all the time. Insistently heterosexual football watcher -- that's me.