the two superbowl quarterbacks are hurt, the colts and the bears seem unstoppable, what will happen next? Crabby will probably decide, but he licks rex grossman's butt... so start fighting, dammit!

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HOLY SHIT DO THE CARDINALS SUCK OR WHAT?

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We need an official USFL thread.

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Yay! I lieks teh Footballs!

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Poop.

Where's the hot cheerleader thread?

i like it when the goalies score homeruns.

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Kill Whitey.

I liked when they asked Edgerrin James if he expected this when he signed, and he said "No, not at all." Dude, it's the fucking ARIZONA CARDINALS! When have they NOT sucked? It would be like signing with the Kansas City Royals and expecting to win the World Series.

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He meant that he didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.

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To be fair, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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So, how 'bout them [insert random NFL team name]? They really been, er, playing these past few seasons, haven't they? Yes, yes I do know my football, don't I? Heh, yep... watch it all the time. Insistently heterosexual football watcher -- that's me.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

drew bledsoe looked like he was about to cry on monday

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Drew Bledsoe much they benched him! LOLO

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tony romo is a tony homo

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