Since not_Scyess hasn't felt like starting the next WW for over 3 months, I'm going to resurrect it myself.

The theme: World's Worst Song Parodies. Make a comic about all the lame "Weird Al" wannabes in the world.

Rules:

1. No old comics. Photoshop is fine. Series of comics are fine.

2. Don't copy existing parodies. If you want to use one, make your own. You can parody a song that's already been parodied (such as "Gangsta's Paradise").

3. You don't have to include an actual song parody. Simply talking about one is good enough.

4. Since this is a WW, if you write a song parody for the comic, it shouldn't be funny. But if it is, I won't hold it against you. It would also be a good idea if you mention somewhere (either in the title of the comic, the comic itself, or the entry post) the name of the original song.

5. You can make fun of SC people in the parody. If you choose to make fun of me, make sure it's really damn funny. Or you lose automatically.

6. not_Scyess sucks for being lazy. Extra points for making fun of him. :P (I'm joking, of course.)

Judging in about a week.

WW 54: Drunk Church Fun With Buddy by biped 10-31-06

Hey, Father O'Mallard, guess what? Just in time for Christmas--I made up a parody of "Silent Night"! Ha, ha, HAW! "Silent Night"? But that's one of the most solemn, highly-beloved-- "Fu-uck you, Mom...fu-uck you, Mom...whaaat a CUNT...whaaat a skank...round yon fu-uckhole, gather the dogs--" STOP IT--STOP IT!!! I WON'T HAVE YOU PROFANING THAT SONG ANY FURTHER, YOU FILTHY-MINDED DEGENERATE!!! Fuck...you priests are sensitive. How 'bout "Dick And Balls On A Babe Named Holly"? "Dick and balls on a babe named Holly, FA-LA-LA--" WE HAPPEN TO HAVE a hermaphrodite named Holly in our congregation who might be offended, THANK you very much!

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WW54: Caroling by fpd 10-31-06

♪ Oh Halloween, Oh Halloween, of all the eves most scary. Each year you bring to me a fright, screaming in the pumpkin light. ♪ This is Halloween. All you have to say is "Trick or Treat." Are you sure? Isn't this the time of year when people go around caroling? No, caroling is for the 4th of July. ♪ Oh come all ye free men, joyful and triumphant, oh come ye, oh come ye, to Washington. ♪ No, no, people carol all over the world, not just in America. That shows how beloved America is. ♪ C.E.O.s of Orient are, bearing gifts, they traverse afar, made in Taiwan, made in Japan, following fifty stars. Oh stars of freedom, stars and stripes, ... &

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[i][b]Make sure to post these in -- Comic Showcase / SC Music and Poetry to "LOL" you to sleep as well

-- red

WW54: Sung to the tune of Sex (I'm a) by Berlin by fpd 10-31-06

I'm a man. I'm an elf. I'm a man. I'm a Chinese girl. And we ... ... make toys together.

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Thanksgiving Carols by boloboffin 10-31-06

The first Thanksgiving, the Pilgrims did eat, and invited the In-di-ans o'er for a treat. (i'm not a punkin in this comic) They played football for the very first time, and the In-dians got beat so bad, it was a crime. (i'm standing in for the turkey) Thanksgiv'ng, Thanksgiv'ng, Thanksgiv'ng, Thanksgiving! It sucks to be a turkey on Thanksgiv'ng!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

WW: Song Parody by mumphish 11-01-06

Joy to the world, the lord is dead... I bar-b-qued his head What happened to the body-- I'M RIGHT HERE YOU LITTLE CUNT!

WW: Song Parody by mumphish 11-01-06

Mr. Scott Storch, my boyfriend's band makes some really high quality song parodies, perhaps you could listen to their demo. I thought you just wanted to make love under the stars baby. The truth is, you're a hideous jew and the only reason I would sleep with you would be to get you to listen to this demo tape. So, do we have a deal? I pay black guys to make all my music for me.

WW:54 To the tune of "Ruby Don't Take Your Love to Town" by up4abeer 11-01-06

You never trim your bush; It's a mound of matted hair. You eat fast food every day; You come home and foul the air You never blow me anymore; Why don't you slob my knob? Your balls smell like your ass; I'd rather blow the dog No longer singing Knob doesn't rhyme with dog you stupid slut. Whine like a bitch while I kick your nuts.

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Shovel Ready

To the tune of "Rolling in my sweet baby's arms." by up4abeer 11-03-06

You were conceived in a barn. You’re ugly as a cow on the farm. Despite everything you lack. I’ll still let you lick my nut sack. You’ve got a real small penis. Your vagina’s big as Venus The Big Finish Rhyming (barn and farm) with alarmmmmm God that sucked.

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Shovel Ready

fpd wins. "Caroling" had me laughing quite hard and the Berlin parody got that song stuck in my head. Biped was a close second.

Yeah! I'm glad to win. I didn't have enough space for the full chorus to "C.E.O.s of Orient Are." Here's the chorus in its entirity, so that you can all sing it next Independence Day, or even tomorrow on Veterans' Day.

Oh stars of freedom, stars and stripes,
Stars of liberties and rights,
Westward leading, still proceeding,
Guide us with thy perfect light.

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