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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Now that Boo is gone, I just wanted to say that all you neurotic internet drama queens can heap drunken abuse on me if it helps bolster your fragile self-esteem. Bring it on; it's all good. Watch it bounce off the bear suit, bitch.

That's right. I'm in a fucking BEAR SUIT, mother-fuckers. Whatcha gonna do about it? Rocket-propelled grenades couldn't penetrate this hide.

Just don't make any comments about stuff that I do or say, or how I look. 'Cause I'm kinda sensitive about that.

That said, I would like to close with my haughtiest super-villain laugh. But this is the internet, so you'll have to imagine it in your head. But pretend it's like Skeletor and Magneto combined. And that it goes on for three or four minutes. That's how I'm laughing at you all, right now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

11-18-06 5:49am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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At least we still have you, oh mighty bear-impersonator!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

11-18-06 6:27am (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Bear suits rock!

11-18-06 10:09am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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i remember being very young and my dad telling me in no uncertain terms that life is a big long aggravating road filled with potholes brimming with shit, and to expect anything else was to set myself up for a lifetime of disappointment.

he also said never, under any circumstances, fuck with a guy in a bear suit.

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Kill Whitey.

11-18-06 2:42pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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i saw a porno like that once

i think his exact words were "Life is a big, long, aggravating road filled with potholes brimming with shit. To expect anything else is to set yourself up for a lifetime of disappointment... ... ...except for Queensryche. You can always count on them to brighten your day."

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what if nigger meant kite

11-18-06 3:40pm (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

11-18-06 5:39pm (new)
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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Man, that's harsh. Did he at least pretend to pull a quarter out of your ear afterward?

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

11-19-06 2:15am (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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Man, that's harsh. Did he at least pretend to pull a quarter out of your ear afterward?


My dad once sent me a $5 bill when I was a starving student working his way through college. Never more, never less, only that one magical envelope, once. I bought five 40s of King Cobra with it.

11-19-06 6:01am (new)
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fuzzyman
Alpha Geek

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But Magneto and Skeletor never win.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

11-19-06 6:47am (new)
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AngryAmerican
Here at least 3 times a year

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Man, that's harsh. Did he at least pretend to pull a quarter out of your ear afterward?


no, but he did offer to get me high.

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Kill Whitey.

11-19-06 7:34am (new)
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