Ok so my addled brain has had me absent for a while and I completely neglected to start the new FTC as is required by the ancient scrolls. I throw myself on the mercy of the court :) and plead 'temporary insanity' kinda.

In light of my seniors moment and on the joyous occasion of the 100th [as far as I know] FTC here's what we're going to do...

- Age humor. Older than dirt, there's dust when I try to pee, jesus and I were roomies, the big bang woke me up, kind of ancient. Death humor included. Bonus points for sarcasm, because I feed on it and I hunger.

Gentlemen start your engines:

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Template']

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

[Click to view comic: 'Cake? CAKE!']

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Surf's Up!']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Granny's Revenge']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC100- grammy's revenge']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100 more revenge of the grammy']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'Make-A-Wish Foundation']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: A Century of Strippers']

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Freeway of Love']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Kind of a take-off on LuckyGuess' entry...

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Grammy Award']

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100: Granny's Other Revenge']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'FTC 100. Dogs are Good at Scratching Itches']

 [Click to view comic: 'FTC 100. Birthday Telefrag']

 [Click to view comic: 'FTC 100. Never Ending Birthday']

Well it's been a while so I think it's time to announce the winner.

I have to admit that this has been a LOT harder to do than I thought it would be. There are some really good entries here.

Ok first of all LuckyGuess gets the 'LOL' award for making laugh out loud and scare the pets.

LuckyGuess also gets the 'Best Line' award for "I hope there's death in it." Excellent.

Crabby gets the 'Best title' award for "It's a milestone BITCHES!" My thoughts exactly. Well put.

Arbi gets the 'WTF?' award. I think it's self explanatory.

Umfumdisi gets the 'Best Obscure Reference' award for using 'coelacanth' Bonus points for the extreme age joke.

Namgubed, Biped and Xuanwu all get points for the twilightzone-ish take on the dangers of wish fullfilment.

And finally ladies and gentlemen our big winner is:

LuckyGuess
[Click to view comic: 'Cake? CAKE!']

Second is: Umfumdisi

and Third is: Crabby

There you have it!! Congratulations to all the fabulous contestants!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I am flattered and delighted. Hopefully I won't make eight contests this time and get it right on the first attempt.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old