Ok so my addled brain has had me absent for a while and I completely neglected to start the new FTC as is required by the ancient scrolls. I throw myself on the mercy of the court :) and plead 'temporary insanity' kinda.

In light of my seniors moment and on the joyous occasion of the 100th [as far as I know] FTC here's what we're going to do...

- Age humor. Older than dirt, there's dust when I try to pee, jesus and I were roomies, the big bang woke me up, kind of ancient. Death humor included. Bonus points for sarcasm, because I feed on it and I hunger.

Gentlemen start your engines:

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Kind of a take-off on LuckyGuess' entry...

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Well it's been a while so I think it's time to announce the winner.

I have to admit that this has been a LOT harder to do than I thought it would be. There are some really good entries here.

Ok first of all LuckyGuess gets the 'LOL' award for making laugh out loud and scare the pets.

LuckyGuess also gets the 'Best Line' award for "I hope there's death in it." Excellent.

Crabby gets the 'Best title' award for "It's a milestone BITCHES!" My thoughts exactly. Well put.

Arbi gets the 'WTF?' award. I think it's self explanatory.

Umfumdisi gets the 'Best Obscure Reference' award for using 'coelacanth' Bonus points for the extreme age joke.

Namgubed, Biped and Xuanwu all get points for the twilightzone-ish take on the dangers of wish fullfilment.

And finally ladies and gentlemen our big winner is:

LuckyGuess
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Second is: Umfumdisi

and Third is: Crabby

There you have it!! Congratulations to all the fabulous contestants!

I am flattered and delighted. Hopefully I won't make eight contests this time and get it right on the first attempt.