Everything's all jolly and wonderful during the Christmas/New Year season, right?  Bah, humbug!  Show me the dark side of the holiday season.

 I will judge this contest in the fullness of time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I hit the random button

Sure, everyone knows about Rudolph, but does Bessy get credit for saving the day during the milk shortage of '83?

by HCRoyall, 12-24-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Another Tender Tennessee Christmas

Grandma got run over by a reindeer! Thank God there's a roadkill law in this state!

by boloboffin, 12-24-06

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

OPC- Story of xxmasxx

The jig was up Jesus? But you were supposed to be dead?!

by xxausrottenxx, 12-24-06

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xx( o Y o. )xx

OPC 27: Crappy Holidays

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! Where's my gun?

by Matt_wolfe, 12-24-06

Orange Soda : XXXMas Final

Another dildo? Man, nobody read my list again!

by finn34, 12-26-06

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Merry Fucking H

Wow, mom. Another Christmas present from yourself. I hope it's the watch.

by LuckyGuess, 12-26-06

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

So, this is Christmas...

Merry Christmas, stranger. Go to Hell!

by PrimoOoze1138, 12-27-06

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

Also...

OPC: Merry RickmanMas

Mom, my Alan-Rickman-Tron just keeps kicking me in the nuts! "Now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho..."

by PrimoOoze1138, 12-27-06

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

You Down Wit' OPC? Yeah, You Know Me

Just a god-damn minute, fatman. Are you tellin' me there are snakes on this motherfuckin' sleigh?

by umfumdisi, 12-29-06

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I will judge this contest the day after New Year's, you damn dirty apes.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Okay, PrimoOoze1138's "Alan-Rickman-Tron" had the edge going into the final lap, but then umfumdisi's "Are you tellin' me there are snakes on this motherfuckin' sleigh?" came along and won by a nose.  So it's PrimoOoze1138 in a close second and umfumdisi for the win!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn! I shoulda made a Snakes on a Plane joke...

Oh well, live and learn.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

PrimoOoze1138

I probably enjoy retro humor more than biped, so enter the next contest!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years